Yes you hear it folks Santa has been shot down in the North-Pacific ocean by a MNAF F-15EX.
"Today on March 8th we found Santa's sleigh travel across the Pacific as one of my pilots could not get a radar lock and did not know what the object was he launched his AiM-9X, striking Santa's sleigh and bringing him to the ground" Scheer Said, Santa had not been found until later on the 9th of March, his reindeer had fled some how, but we have true evidence that Santa exist. "At first we thought it had been a Rival Spy Jet, but we miscalculated." The Pilot Roon Said.
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Ya vienen los reyes magos, ya vienen lo reyes magos, no me acuerdo del resto, ole ole holanda se ve, Holanda ya se ve, ya se ve, ya se ve!
Yay! Now Santa can’t break into anymore children’s homes!