The Zapaurelia Resolution: Defense against the Anti-Gacha militias.

October 11, 2023 | First Quarter Season; Release of Gacha Life 2 on IOS

Introduction

In one witness statement… 

“Men with peach-mint-pink-cyan saltire flags came in. They look like Cossackian militaries with different insignias, as usual. However, the Cossackian military with their blue insignias came in. What could this mean? Is there a new federal subject? Another independent country perhaps? Hold on, I know that flag, but it doesn’t have a heart. What could this mean? The Gacha Community is here to protect us?”

This witness statement was from an anonymous individual in Zapaurelia. 2 years after the Anti-Gacha and UTTP militia’s incursion, the Gacha militias had their turn in their preparation for the defense of not just Cossackia, but for a community that was overshadowed by its controversial events.

History of the Gacha Community in Cossackia

Flags of the Gacha Community, the Gacha Royalists, the Gacha Socialists, and the Gacha Soviets.

    In 2020, there are many signs of so-called “Gacha Creators” in Cossackia. Since then, they stayed loyal to the government in silence, until 2021. That year, the Gacha Community was in damnation worldwide due to the LenTotally incident. In addition, the UTUBETROLLPOLICE and their Anti-Gacha allies caused a border incursion in Zapaurelia Safezone—a Cossackian border checkpoint city within the Blausburg-Davao Border—on April 30, 2021. In 2020 and onwards, the Gacha Community was slowly growing thanks to the new app called Gacha Club. Since then, the community’s prevalence has been a hindrance to Cossackia’s world image as a militaristic and strong nation. However, such an assumption made little impact on the country’s contributions to the Alba Rosa and Legion and to the world.
    Many movements related to Gacha independence and nationalism sprung up in Cossackia. Such as the Royalists who wish to see a Dominion of Gachaland, the Socialists who want to see a Gacha People’s Federative Republic (formerly the Gacha People’s Republic), and the Communists who want to see a Gacha Soviet Socialist Republic. Neither of these movements garnered public support and a Gacha nation was left to the imagination and was wishful thinking. It was best to leave all legal sovereignty to Lunime, the creators of the game.
    By September 2023, according to a survey by the Ministry of Social Weather, 1,296,864 Cossackians (23% of the 5,638,539 people) identify themselves as part of the Gacha Community or their relatives are related to the Gacha Community. This was done in the advent of Gacha Life 2’s release. To this day, Gacha Community members enjoy as many freedoms as the rest of the Cossackians. With the right to vote, equality, and all other rights and privileges mandated, they enjoy their loyalty to the government and their protection against other communities.

The National Protection Army of the Gacha Community

The Patch of the National Protection Army of the Gacha Community (NPAGC)

The Gacha Community’s members were not princes or princesses in the country. Whenever Cossackia calls upon its people to defend, the Gacha Community often volunteers in the Armed Forces. They made it clear that they are more than the hybrid-human beings, lavish spoiled brats, sexual dementors, and edgy depressed people that they are…not. They are more than just a community with a horrendous background. Major Gacha paramilitaries have been established, notable groups are:

• Gacha Community
  • Gacha Army
  • Gacha Air Force
  • Gacha Navy
• Dominion of Gachaland
  • Royal Gacha Air Force
• Gacha People’s Federative Republic
  • Gacha Revolutionary Army
• Gacha Soviet Socialist Republic
  • Gacha Workers and Peasants Red Army
  • Gacha Red Army

    A new meeting was held by the former members of the paramilitaries. This was known as the “Zapaurelia Incident Forum,” it set up a new and now unified fighting force known as the National Protection Army of the Gacha Community. They decided to put defense over offense, and they relied on the seriousness of the Cossackian Armed Forces’ aid to them. And since this Sunday, troops have been deployed to defend all borders of Cossackia and all hotspots of Gacha Community neighborhoods.

Troops of the 1st Brigade of the NPAGC - conscripts from sympathizers of the Gacha Community made up most of the army.

The Anti-Gacha Fear

The UTUBETROLLPOLICE - the Gacha Community’s most reckoned external threat. They partake in account hacking and sabotage. It is widely believed that they are now in charge of leading terrorist attacks on Cossackia.

According to the Cossackian Spetsnaz and Telegraphists Departments, there are still Anti-Gacha militias on the outskirts of the border. This fear was confirmed on one unrecorded engagement in a town miles away from Bagloan. When the Armed Forces found out about the flags, it was the Anti-Gacha militias and rebels based in the area. Right now, thousands of Cossackian troops and reserves are on guard in the borders and in every Gacha suburban and town.
The Cossackian Border Guards announced a statement of their devotion against the Anti-Gacha rebels and militias, stating…

“The Cossackian nation will defend itself from all forms of threat and external incursions. For our Gacha comrades, no need to fear. While you download the app, we will defend your homes and properties against the enemy. The real fascists. Before, we were unprepared and they incurred into our lands. Now, we are ready to face them with renewed resolve.”

This ends our newsreel. We will close with the Premier’s speech to the public about the defense of the Gacha Community.

Defending the Gacha Community—the Zapaurelian Resolution

Karla Soyokov’s address to the Gacha Community and Cossackia

    I have bided time to make a speech stating my willingness to defend ourselves and our Gacha Community Cossackians. Let us not allow the anti-Gacha militia and rebels to take over our nation. We will make it clear that they can be entitled to their opinion, but we will repel any of the vices they force against us. Their days of hacking are no more; and this time, we are more than ready to face them.
    Our Border Guards are working with the Armed Forces and the Gacha National Protection Army to protect us and the people downloading the app. We want to make a clear message that the Gacha Community is under our protection, and it shall no longer be subject to any tyranny from other communities wishing death and harm to them.
I would like to give my thanks to the Gacha Community, who shared their struggles with us and alongside us in every war we participated in. They contribute a lot to our arts and are part of the common Cossackian people. For the things you do for us, we are more than happy to guard your rights.
To end, for all the anti-Gacha militias and rebels, we are prepared to face you. It is nothing out of the ordinary, and we know what to do next. We wish us all peace and prosperity, and not hatred and despair. Long live Cossackia. And as the lost saying goes…God save the Gacha Community.

KARLA EDISON KARLOMAGNOVICH F. SOYOKOV
Premier of Cossackia, Chairman of the Communist Party of Cossackia

Sarah Mariveles | The Karlagrad Times Editor

“Gacha Life 2 is coming out, so we finally made a piece in memory of the Zapaurelia Incident. Let’s hope as we do our exams and finals, peace prevails in the land.”