Nation Bulletin

UNP headlines- October 12-22nd

yes I basically copied JIs press name

By UNP
10/05/2023 08:09 am
Updated: 10/05/2023 08:09 am

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Black sea closed off to Legio and Beanstopian vessels/sanctions

For many months now the nations of Beanstopia and Legio have been rather troublesome on the world stage. With Legio creating a slave trade and Beanstopia's aggressive conquering of land in North America and violation of numerous international laws (as well as intense void abuse that somehow outdoes THAT war (and before you start getting on my meat about that one, we all did some level of void abuse or god rp in THAT war)), the Ukrainian peoples have been calling for some level of action to be taken against these two nations. Now that peace with Zetenka has been established, Ukraine can fulfill this requirement for action, from this moment onward the Ukrainian government has dubbed these two as terrorist nations and closed off the black sea from all vessels belonging to Legio and Beanstopia. On top of this, Ukraine has placed heavy economic sanctions (well we call them sanctions but it basically means get the !@#$ out of Europe and you may NOT have resources from there) on the terrorists and heavily encourages that the Russian Union and Greater world community do the same as the resulting blow to their economy would force them to cave in to any demand and they would be unable to fund their Imperialist war machine.

Colonel Tytovsky gives first address as supreme leader of Ukraine

After the end of the war against Zetenka, the Soviet appointed governor of Ukraine stepped down and was replaced with Ukrainian war hero Colonel Anton Tytovsky. This decorated military official in his first address to his people spoke of many things such as his plan for the nation, relationship with the Soviet Federation, who he would appoint for different tasks in government, stance on the world stage, and his opinion on the crisis in Japan in which he said "It is a crisis not seen since the JI civil war, unfortunately as communications between JI and the International community have been all but severed, all we can do is wait and see". It was immediately noticeable to everyone that the Colonel has a knack for public speaking and capturing the public's attention, whether this is a blessing or curse, that remains to be seen but for now, may fortune shine on our new leader.

 

Project 290 (Union logistics and travel boost)

With the major step of a reunified Russian Empire being achieved, the Ukrainian government feels like this could only be celebrated with a project equally as big and bold. The Union may have open borders with other members states for the most part but one major thing it lacks is proper logistics, this is especially a problem in Siberia. For example, unless taken by plane goods from Ukraine or Finland and Parnu can take weeks or even months to reach Far Eastern State and vice versa. This can obviously be a huge problem both in war and peace times, so the government has suggested that a Unionwide project be created to fix this. We eagerly await the response of our comrades on the matter

 

 

Other Minor headlines

  • Security on German Border tightened after bomb goes off at Polish checkpoint
  • Ukrainian Diplomat requests talks with Victoria over Belgian occupation
  • Ukraine welcomes Luna back to the world stage

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Posted October 05, 2023 at 9:59 am

Oh. i are sorry for the incident. Unfortunately, Prussian citizens have an average of 1 weapon per person with no chance of giving the weapons up. Thus, i am incredibly sorry for the bomb explosion on behalf of my citizens.

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Posted October 05, 2023 at 12:09 pm

Ok THIS is perfectly reasonable. Soviet’s void abuse is pretty much worse than mine

Mostly I try and only void that whoch voids my existence. I realize that’s pretty big but voiding an established nation’s existence is bigger.

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