Nation Bulletin

Nation in Mourning

The loss of Jimmy Buffet has devastated the nation of Smorgasbord

By Nation Correspondent Captain Crunch
09/03/2023 09:08 am
Updated: 09/03/2023 09:12 am

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Jimmy Buffet Dies

 

The renown songwriter and performer Jimmy Buffet died this week, leaving his fans in Smorgasbord devastated. Buffet wrote the national anthem and was considered a hero to many of this great nation. Grand Poobah Tubby said, "There will be a mandatory one week mourning period to be followed by a week of feasting in memory of our national hero." 

 

Any donations to honor the legacy of Buffet can be made to the Smorgasbord Dinner Club.

 

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Posted September 03, 2023 at 1:12 pm

Wait did he actually die like 2 days ago? I searched him up and it said he died on September 1st, and Rest in Peace Buffet, rest in peace.

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Posted September 03, 2023 at 1:28 pm

Yes, he died two days ago. 

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