Jangurupureri releases two olympic posters; Janguresian Democracy Update; Festival's Early; JP’s support for Atlantic Islands.

Date Released: December 9, 2087/May 9th, 2023

 NOTE: From the making of this article, it is already 2088, so take information here lightly.

Format: Parliamentary Press Passage Post Format - 103, (4PF - 103).

Name Of Transcript: Jangurupureri releases two olympic posters; Janguresian Democracy Update; Festival's Early; JP’s support for Atlantic Islands.

Jangurupureri releases new posters for the other Sun Dragon teams, Jangurupureri adds new policies, Festival is celebrated early; and Jangurupureri sends support towards the Atlantic Islands.
 

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Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter: 

Hello everyone out there in Orbis, and welcome back to the international version of the Janguresian Parliamentary Broadcasting Channel! My name is Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva and we have a severely slow news day today, folks! We'll be talking about the other  Olympic Sun Dragon Team's posters for the 2088 Olympics, new policies to crack down on corruption, a early holding of the annual festival activites, and the messed up diplomacy of our nation. For any questions regarding the situations talked on about here, or you're more interested about the events featured here, please go to the Janguresian Governmental Website to find out more about said events. Anyways, let’s get started with...

Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter: 

Oh yes, and if you are wondering where Sir. S.G.III is, he's currently out on maternity leave, since it seems that him and his wife are possibly going to become a family of four! We hope the best of luck to the Gralimagan family in their new child! For now, I'll cover some of the sports topics, starting with:

Chapter 1: More Posters!

Quite a bit of outroar has happened across the nation, with the exclusion of 2 sports from the poster line-up, and as a result, the J.O.M.P team, who are currently voting to become a member of the Orbis Olympics Congress, released two posters, designed with a distinctive style, similar to that of more abstract art than the other posters.

They even branded the posters, and focused heavily on the actual poster itself, rather than the branding itself.

Personally, I love the poster on the left than the right, and I bet S.G would have said something like: "Yea, broski! Totally, totally. The poster on the right's eyes look so weird, it's not even funny."

I'll honestly love to hear what you guys think about these posters, cause I think that the one on the left goes really hard! It looks epic, and have so much symbolism, yet so majestic at the same time.

With the pictures out of the way, we'll discuss about some of the more important news for today, with this:

Chapter 2: The Battle Against Corruption.

You see, if you remember from the last couple of posts, The JDMM organization has gotten a severe following throughout most of the Parliament, as we at the Parliament wish to not have the FSON situation happen all over again, especially since it dealt a heavy blow on all of us mentally and physically; however, we've been able to overcome so much, but we still have much to overcome, still. 

One of these major steps towards fighting corruption will be the creation of multiple programs to help engage and participate in national and international politics. Another one of these tools will be implementing a better system of checks and balances, or having power be spread out severely over a large amount of people, rather than have one person have the most amount of power. 

This is not to say that the Sun Dragon Emperor will no longer be an emperor, rather they will now start having the same amount of power as the Parliament, the same amount of power as the 5 Branches of Government, and the same amount of power as those who vote for certain things. We believe that this system will better adapt to the ever-changing Janguresian landscape. We'll also start having more strict punishments & sanctions for those who used corruption in any politics to one's (dis)advantage, such as longer prison sentences, paid labour to pay off the damage of corruption by said party, and longer rehabilitation sentences as well (You can choose to take rehabilitation or spend time in prison as options.) We'll also work on creating more resources to combat corruption, such as a national hotline for Misinformation or Illegal Propaganda. We've had a hotline like this before; however, this hotline will be more specialized in fighting against Misinformation. We'll also allow more people to have what we call "cooperative competitiveness," which is basically working together to be more competitive towards a certain goal. This can allow more people to create their own resources to help fight corruption within our nation, and within other countries as well.

We'll also have the Sassikastomo Mandates be acceptable for change, but only if votes from the public, from Parliament, and from the 5 Branches Of Government, and if the Sun Dragon Emperor isn't able to provide a good and reasonable reason to veto said laws being created that can be accepted by the majority.

This means that the public will be able to affect our nation's laws according to a larger setting. Even if the vote isn't unanimous, we'll still allow certain Monarchist Republics to adapt certain laws, so long as the government and society there are okay with the law being Monarchist Republic Rule instead of National Rule.

We'll also provide more content and services to have our citizens participate in this battle against corruption in the world, whether it be at the local, national, or international level.

We'll also start investing more into making sure that our institutions and policies are of a sustainable, changable, and sensible variety. This means that any Olympic spending will be reduced to a more sensible amount, according to the rest of the Orbis Olympics. If you are a high-ranking member of the Orbis Olympics, and wish to speak further on this matter, please do so by means of Discord or by using the PnW messaging system.

We'll be basing the path towards a less corrupt and democratic nation using this organization's post regarding corruption:

Here are 10 ways to fight corruption.

We'll make sure that authoritarian rules within our nation are loosened, to ensure that everyone is able to live the life they want, and be able to truly feel as if they had earned it, rather than have a small collective of people have all the power and good stuff in life in all of the nation, while also avoiding nearly anything that can result in an authoritarian state.

While we do this, we'll be going on towards the next passage:

Chapter 3: Early S.P.U gets the worm.

In case you have no idea what this is, please look down on the following information.

Svargiya Praniharuko Utsavaharu 

(Celebrations of the Celestial Beings)

Svargiya Praniharuko Utsavaharu, or Celebrations of the Celestial Beings, is kind of like Easter, Mardi Gras, and New Year's Eve. It's a holiday on which we celebrate the pasting of the year and into the new. We'll do this every December 16th of the Orbis Year. Everyone gets to wear animal masks, masks of their choosing, or no masks (if they don't want to). We also celebrate through collecting all kinds of treats that are wrapped into a ball, then incased in decorated toys, shaped like apples, like this one, which we call Galigamaha' Hyao' Hamyiam, or The Celestial's Jewels (of Jangurupureri), with extra ingredients, such as onions, grilled mushrooms, and even charcoaled-cooked beef and chicken leg, both are imported:

The Celestial's Jewels dish, served on a traditional platter. It typically consists of Strawberry Jam, Grilled Strawberries, Crouton, Caviar, Grilled Bamboo Leafs (rare sight to see), and Fish, typically of the Catfish Variety. 

It's considered to be a meal worthy of those who've succeeded in life, which is said to be in many different ways; As such, there is also a saying that goes like this: "Live a plentiful and happy life, and you shall receive treasure at the very end." 

We also celebrate through parades, which show lots of color and variety, and we haul the Celestial's Totem into several different agricultural zones in the nation. This is to wish the 7 Sun Spirits to bless us with a great harvest next year, and to bring great hope for the new year.

Well, this year, it was quite earlier than expected. This is because this year's version of this event was more focused on being a parade and a S.P.U, rather than just being an S.P.U. The reason behind this was to better celebrate the cultural values of every people's group in our nation. Since we are going to celebrate ourselves more on a larger cultural level than usual, we decided to start the construction of floats and such early, and then host it slightly earlier. Things were made, and destroyed, and modified, and remodeled, but after all this time, we'll be happy to announce that it was a major success!

Here is a photo from the event!

This is one of the many different event carts, which was made with such an interesting design! It’s supposed to represent a large amount of Persian, Westelia-Bengali, and Kalipo-Kokonese culture, all wrapped into one cart! This photo was taken on Yallinaoggi Central, a street in St. Kalipo-Koko, famous for being the street where the Kalipo-Koko roll was made.

Here is another photo of the event:

We hope that everyone had a wonderful day at the event, and that this year’s harvest will be better than the last! We’ll even allow for more countries to possibly get involved in this event, by allowing them to create their own floats, and use them in the parade, which will then be returned to their countries to help bless their crops to assure that they’ll have a great harvest in the year coming!

Speaking of the year coming, we close off this year with a interesting note:

Chapter 4: Atlantic Islands Under Attack

A nation by the name of NeoVernex had attacked the Atlantic Islands, and as such, officials in Jangurupureri were outraged by this. As such, they’ve sent troops to the Altantic Islands to help with the cause. We’ll hope that as many soldiers can come back alive! We’ll cut it short for today, since we’re discussing it with our militarial advisor, Yuli Romanov. In the meantime, look at this poster that we’ve designed to help support the Altantic Island’s victory!

Together, we stand strong, and together, we shall defend to the very end!

*Editor’s Note:* So, it turns out they actually were able to meet peace with the warring nation quite easily, and as a result, no involvement is necessary. Janguresian soldiers have been receded from going any further towards the Altantic Islands, and are now heading back to the mainland.

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