Three Problems, One Move

         We have three problems to fix now that they appeared all at once. That is the Oil Fields Dismantling, Illushian C-17 Issue, and now the recently reported insurgency in Zapaurelia, Blausburg, now being held by pro-UTTP and Anti-Gacha rebels. And even worse, China will invade Taiwan, making their forward base near Cossackian Spratlys claims.

        Karla Soyokov has his plans, so his first action is to finally dismantle the oil fields, which is won by a majority of votes in the Politburo Rada, and the oil companies can convert to Uranium production for the Karlagrad Nuclear Powerplant and many other powerplants all over Cossackia. They can stop producing oil while they can still make money. For his second action, Cossackian reinforcements will be sent along the borders of Cossackia, especially the ones connecting the Philippines, Zapaurelia, Blausburg, and the Bangsamoro Autonomous Region, as there might be possible pockets of resistance from Islamists and even more UTTP reinforcements. His third act is going to be played along with his sister, again the Prime Minister. Karla and Karlina will go to Illushia personally to settle the scores with Air Force Commander Moore and Supreme Peanut Bobert. And finally, to settle the score with China, Karla will command all the ships to band up with other navies to perform a show of force towards the ever-proud Chinese Navy, all near the Cossackian Spratlys.

        Karla is setting an example that Cossackia is stable and that this nation will be prepared to meet challenges, with Filipino roots mixed with Slavic motives.

—Selvystr Bastillyusz, The Karlagrad Times, Editor

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