Nation Bulletin

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I AM HYPER AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE BEING UP AT MIDNIGHTTTTTTTTT QTSJFKSBGRIAKXBRYWPFN

By President Nyx
01/01/2023 05:02 am
Updated: 01/01/2023 06:05 am

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!

I had something written out for this but now I don't want to try and copy and paste the entire thing from my notes app into a weird browser that keeps deleting what I type (BECAUSE OF PARENTAL CONTROLS, as in DAILY APP TIME LIMITS, I cannot use my normal browser at this moment, but I have two for some reason)*

I'm hyper AGAIN- I LOVE HAVING SUGAR :D

I'm going to stay up all night... maybe :)

Well, it's midnight now, so time to post this chaotic, very badly written bulletin.

NOOOOO IT'S 12:01 I MISSED IT AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh well. Here's to good times in 2023. You guys are great, and happy New Year to everyone.

*edit: yes I clarified the reason because of the "guesses" in the responses

Replies

Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:21 am

NO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET THE WORST CONCLUSIONS FROM EVERYTHING I SAY

FROGS ARE INTERESTING ANIMALS THATS ALL

AHHHH I SHOULD STOP TALKING NOW

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:29 am

And just to... "clarify": I AM ASEXUAL AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN... THAT.

DID NOBODY READ THIS...?

And how did a New Year's bulletin get this bad this quickly????

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:38 am

Happy new year, here in California it is 10:35 pm 2022, I can say that I am back in time

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:41 am

So if your into frogs your “frogsexual” and if your frogsexual than your not asexual and your watching frog porn?

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:44 am

NO.

I AM ASEXUAL. I AM NOT INTO FROGS. OR LITERALLY ANYONE, OR AT LEAST, NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY.

FROG PORN IS NOT A THING. OR IF IT IS, I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT AND DO NOT THINK IT SHOULD EXIST.

WHY DO I ACTUALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS...?

I AM GOING TO STOP TALKING NOW BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO ALL BE TAKING EVERY WORD I SAY IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE...

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Anyway. Now that that's over, happy New Year, Melon.

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:55 am

If gay furry porn probably cat porn is a thing frog porn is definitely out there somewhere 

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 6:58 am

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYYYYY

THAT SENTENCE HAS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE

but, seriously, it was parental controls and nothing else lol

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 7:00 am

I just realized I forgot there is literally dog and cat porn on YouTube 

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 7:01 am

Alright, remind me never to go on youtube again

Though I just watch stuff about baking and art anyway lol

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Posted January 01, 2023 at 7:36 am

Are you furrysexual?

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