Well, we've been looking forward to doing this for a while now, so...
Time to destroy Guoryou!
So, well, we never really used all twelve of those bombs we got from Lunoria back before all this began.
And, since we still happen to have those, it's time to bomb Guoryou's cities!
And how about Dreamistan as well?
Well...
Guoryou insulted us and called us weak simply for caring for our environment. LET'S PROVE THEM WRONG!
We may not be using PRIMITIVE ENERGY SOURCES anymore, but that doesn't make us weak. In fact, it strengthens us -- our solar powered vehicles -- which are, by the way, doing great -- can easily demolish their tiny little diesel powered tanks! Their armies are far weaker than ours, and our guns (which, by the way, have been in development... well, since the U.A.N. invaded us all that time ago) can overpower their WEAK PAPER WEAPONS and harmless little prehistoric tanks!
So, regardless of what they say about our military, theirs is worse :)
Anyway... to the battle report we go!
Luna's incredibly strong military began with an airstrike on the Guoryoun capital. While we have been known to avoid civilian casualties, we are sorry to say that the numbers of casualties were high in this attack, but we have no way to avoid it in the current state of war. After the bombing of the capital, ground forces entered and attempted to locate their government buildings in an attempt to capture their dictator, but, unfortunately, were pushed out of the city before they could find said "leader", with large numbers of casualties on both sides, as the destruction caused by the initial bombings posed a danger to everyone.
However, the attack on the capital was only the beginning.
Lunar naval forces approached the coasts of Guoryou, which had been left unguarded due to the military being sent to defend the capital, and ended up creating a partial blockade on the nation; as Luna's navy is quite strong (and, yes, our ships are environmentally friendly, if you have an issue with that, you can just deal with it and not complain about it), this would prevent almost all support of the nation from the seas.
We may have taken losses along the way, but we did it: we proved that being environmentally friendly doesn't mean being weak.
CASUALTIES:
Infantry:
Luna - 551
Guoryou - 729
Tanks:
Luna - 88
Guoryou: 131
Airplanes:
Luna: 1
Guoryou: 0
Ships:
Luna - 2
Guoryou: 17
Civilians:
Luna - 15
Guoryou: 6,127
This is going to be the most chaotic RP war to ever exist, isn't it? (but not bad chaos, like somewhat funny chaos)
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Oh, it's not propaganda- Guoryou's is, though.
Yep it seems so
It will be funny to watch though
This war is going to be the most hectic, chaotic RP event to ever exist, and yet it's going to be fun, I think :)
As proven by:
Hmmm nooo never
I am most certainly not an emo kid, and I never once thought I was edgy (I'm just a high school student who likes writing, is actually a very liberal person — which explains Luna's policies — and is somewhat decent at causing chaos...)
Also, as I said in my first war bulletin, could we perhaps not insult people this much? This is kinda why I was reluctant to do war things in the first place-
Thank you.