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The Furry Question| OOW

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By High Lord RoManic
08/28/2022 12:16 am
Updated: 08/29/2022 01:19 am

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Orbis Orbiter Weekly

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                                                                                               Edition #3 Pg. 1

Hello again and welcome to Orbis Orbiter Weekly. If you are a little new that is alright you don’t need to know much to get the jist of things here. If you would like to look at our Edition #1 Intro Version, Click Here. As always, we are a longer bulletin publication, so feel free to skip to other sections! It is, in fact, encouraged. Remember to use our Table of Contents to locate your favorite sections easily. ENJOY!

 

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Table of Contents

Pg. 1- Intro, Ad, Table

Pg. 2- New Features, Main Story, Opinion (featuring Rhyw and No1)

Pg. 3- (NEW) Economy Section (featuring Sultan Derent)

Pg. 4-(NEW) Comedy Section (featuring Kaka Canli), Like Goal

Pg. 5- The End

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 Edition #3 Pg. 2

NEW FEATURES: TWO Special guests are here to tell their sides in the Furry Question. I want to give Special thanks to Rhyw of The Furry Empire and also Special thanks to No1 from the United Anarchist Nations. You can find my Exclusive interviews with them in the Opinions Section. It is bound to be good. Enjoy!
 

Also, next week in edition #4 We have something pretty cool for you guys. It will show up in the New Features as usual so keep your eyes peeled.

 

MAIN STORY: The Furry Question

Written and edited by: Riimen Riter 

3 Miles Outside of the Capitol Building, Holy Tomb, Vulcanities

Our main catastrophe tonight is something unusual for our broadcasting. Usually we examine our country, Vulcanities, and find the many faults in our few stars. Today however, we are doing something different but equally necessary. Today we are diving into the Furry Question. A question that has been plaguing or pleasing mainstream media for about 5 whole seconds. This question asks something pivotal or degradational based on your viewpoint. How do we deal with the Furry population and what even is a “furry”? So far answers have ranged from all out violence to furry utopia and rigid hierarchy to hectic anarchy. In the main story we are mainly going to cover some brief things about the whole furry question. After this, things will get real in the Opinions section, when two really special guests take the stage. So, let's dive in!

I talked to a good friend of mine a while before the show just to get his thoughts. He doesn’t need much of an introduction, but I will give him one anyway. My friend was Lead Senator and Retired General Melviir Victus. Melviir and I go way back. He was my commanding officer back in a few of the wars and we really got to know each other over that time. I found out that he had a history major and after finding out how much money they make he went into the army where he put his military history skills to use. He would end up fighting in a few key wars then retiring due to an accidental mine explosion that would leave him blind in an eye and down a left leg. Victus earned the Vulcanities Dragon Flag, War Flag, and Military Flag upon retirement leaving him one of the more decorated Vulnities military generals in history. Just one year later he would end up running for senate in his district and got elected later that year. He has long been affiliated with the Roller Party whose roots lie in the military and have many former ranking officers amongst them. He would end up gaining the Lead senate spot after many people recognized his wisdom and sagacity. Thankfully when I decided to talk to my old pal again and ask if he had a second to talk about something that has taken up a lot of space in the international area he said, sure.

“Anything for you old pal and anyway I hope this covers that favor from that one time” was all the Fire Sage (a nickname of his) had to say. I asked him the big question though, and said, should Vulcanities get involved. Here’s what he had to say; "Well yes and no. Obviously Vulcan tells us to defend the weak but uphold the strong which doesn’t help much when applied to this situation” (I should tell you Melviir is very religious) “But actually when you examine it closely it does. Vulcan teaches that to defend the weak we must defend the strong and so this must mean that to defend the weak we make them strong. It is hard to think about but maybe through a neutral policy we are doing more good than bad. When governments intervene like the temporary in ‘77 did to Scaled Land (a nation now ravaged by anarchy and terrorism) things tend to go wrong. We supplied those resistance fighters with weapons and now look at what happened. They were just as bad as the other guy and the problem just got worse. Thankfully we have cut ties and they aren’t an issue anymore but that could have easily gone worse. At the moment we aren’t really ready to help. Pollution is up, disease is up, crime is steadily climbing though no one seems to care. These policies take money that we can’t give to aid. Worst of all, the aid we give has the potential to take lives. What aid do we give other than weaponry? Us giving humanitarian aid is like a death sentence everyone knows our doctors are not the best though, they are trying. We would hurt not help.” While Melviir poses a powerful point I decided to press on and ask in a different direction. 

“Melviir what do you think of the genocides.” His answer was expected “Well for one this goes back to me saying we can’t do much to stop it, our help just hurts. However, though you never want to see people die, you have to recognize and respect different cultures who believe in different methods of governance. Who are we to dictate a man's will? It is a complex question that only two things may answer.” I inevitably ended up asking him what two he was referring to and he said “Well, Vulcan, and Time.” I wish there were a more concrete answer to this question but with something like this the lines are blurry, and the path ahead is dark. 

Thanks for viewing our coverage tonight and I hope you can enjoy your day despite us making it magnitudes worse. Remember to find us at Orbis Orbiter Weekly or to help the crew go to OOW.com (Discord). Definitely Stick Around for Our EXCLUSIVE Opinions section with two very Special Guests. Rhyw of The Furry Empire and No1 of the United Anarchist Nation will be sharing their unique opinions on The Furry Question. 

(Real quick this Main Story was a little shorter than usual to make space for the EXCLUSIVE Opinion Section. Thanks!)

Opinions: EXCLUSIVE Interview with Rhyw and No1!

(These were real interviews conducted with consent from both leaders via Discord however, small parts were edited for story purposes and with consent)

 

[Riimen Riter enters Stage Left and finds his seat on the circular couch while applause goes, and a musical anthem can be heard in the background.]

Riter: Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to an Exclusive Edition of the Orbis Orbiter Weekly. Today we have some new and special guests. But first let’s give a brief background of what we are doing today, shall we. Today we are reviewing the much debated, much thought on Furry Question. This is, of course, whether or not to welcome or reject furies. This has been the subject of many a news story in the international community and today we are falling in rank with them. So, without further ado I would like to welcome our first guest to the stage. Let’s give a warm welcome to No1 from the United Anarchist Nations!

[Intense applause can be heard as No1 walks onto the stage.] 

No1: Helloooo Vulcan! [women in audience faint while the unharmed continue clapping]

Riter: And hello No1, truly a pleasure to have you on this fine stormy night. 

No1: Pleasure is all mine.

Riter: So, what do you say we get down to business?

No1: Sure, why not.

Riter: Great! I’m gonna start things off nice and easy. Would you mind explaining to the audience your stance on furies and your motivation behind it?

No1: My stance is the decimation of Furies through any means necessary. While this may seem harsh our nation was in a way forced into this. We had to choose a side, and this is the one we choose. We are now proudly an Anti-Furry nation. Call it cruel or medieval but we cannot allow this disease of Furrism to progress within our nation. 

Riter: Well, I guess that is motivation enough. What sort of methods do you plan on using to stop this “disease” of Furrism?

No1: Like I said we will use any means necessary. We have mainly been invading other nations to stop it from spreading. When we make our alliance, though, we plan on no longer having wars against these Furry nations.

Riter: So, in terms of your arch-nemesis we could call them-

No1: Oh, the Furry Empire, right?

Riter: Yes, well in terms of them do you plan on assaulting or attacking them? Or have you already launched a formal assault on them?

No1: You know we have yet to attack them for a few different reasons. We have launched intelligence missions into the nation to umm, check up on them, though. We likely will not pursue the attacking route. 

Riter: Well alright, and the intelligence missions were successful I presume?

No1: Why of course. The furry empire pales in comparison to our might and will.

Riter: Alright, well in terms of the Furies themselves what are your thoughts on the genocides. 

No1: Well at that point in time we were laying off the Furry attack and decided not to attack them anymore but to instead find some sort of balance for a while.

Riter: So, do you condemn any action of violence taken against a furry.

No1: Definitely Not. We purge furies now that peace could not last, I support any violent actions against a Furry. 

Riter: Understood, is your goal the eradication of all Furies then?

No1: No, my goal is the eradication of furies in my own continent of Europe. Though fools like The Canadian Federation may block our path our victory will be near!

Riter: Ah, I think I understand now-

No1: Thank God!

Riter: [more excited] The Anti-Furry movement is an organized group split into different sects. There is a group of people looking to eradicate furies in each continent. 

No1: I had hope for you, but I have lost it. I am searching for it, but it is too far down for me to grab. The answer to that, question I think, is no. Some would like to see the Eradication of Furies globally while others hang around and act as a sort of emotional support and do nothing. 

Riter: [Depressed again] So based off that is it correct to assume that the “anti-furry” movement is purely individualized?

No1: We do occasionally help each other when we struggle against any Land of Degeneracy… but mainly yeah it is individualized.

Riter: Well then, onward, what would you say to a nation who is neutral and doesn’t know what side to choose?

No1: Well, I would like to start by saying I would respect their decision to remain neutral but if you have to choose a side choose the “Anti-Furry Movement”. It is more organized, we help one another, and we are actually Powerful. I also should say that if you join the Pro furries then you will be targeted severely by the international community and us. 

Riter: So, you feel you guys have the numbers advantage, then. Actually, just to add to that, what are your specific numbers?

No1: We have eleven confirmed members of the Anti-Furry Coalition. I could name a few if you would like?

Riter: Sure, why not?

No1: Well just off the top of my head there is Novoya Rimskaya Imperium, Croatian State, The Chaos Insurgency, Parsedean Empire, Sovjetsky Soyuz, Communist Britain, and a few more I can’t remember at the moment. In terms of unconfirmed members, I have seen a lot of bulletins from unconfirmed participants vouching for our cause. Frankly, when you compare the Pro-Furies to us, they pale in comparison. They are relatively small and weak and wouldn’t stand a chance. 

Riter: So, I see you have a lot of community support. Now, what would you say to the people who are turned off by the violence of the movement? Or is the violence a necessary facet?

No1: Well, I would think that it is likely a necessary facet and will be for some time to come. Like I said a little when we were talking before the show, we did temporarily grant safe harbor to furies. However, they decided to ignore our outreach and started to rebel and cause mayhem, so we resorted to killing them. 

Riter: I see, so in terms of these rebellions you are talking about I am still pretty bamboozled over one thing. 

No1: What’s that?

Riter: Well, it doesn’t add up, what would make the furry populace rebel when you had previously granted them safe haven?

No1: Well, I think for one that those furies are in the business of outright terrorism. Some are forced into it; others embrace it with open arms due to false messaging and the baseless causes for inspirement that they bring up. 

Riter: Oh, so the furry movement, you believe, has its roots in terrorism? If so, what are some criminal acts they have committed that have been proven via evidence to be committed by a furry?

No1: In Sam Bodia an entire movement of furies left a city in a complete state of Anarchy, and you may say, oh the irony he is an anarchist nation, but a key point of our beliefs is the freedom to choose, and the people of Sam Bodia did not choose that state. Also, another incident that happened to us in particular was the tragedy that befell us after one furry decided to go on a rampage and kill tons of people in our city. So, you see blood must have blood.

Riter: I see, would I be correct in assuming you guys are only a partial Anarchy then?

No1: Yes. It is complicated, Anarchy is our main form of government, but it is mixed in some areas. 

Riter: So, there is still minor government control then? And if so, what areas does the government control?

No1: We do a few things but at the moment I am not able to answer that question in its entirety. I will say that when the government needs to we step in and help with any aspect. 

Riter: That is fine if you are unable to fully answer the question. The main point I was attempting to drive at though is this; in an anarchy isn’t political, social, and economic freedom valued above all? Seeing through a purely ideological view aren’t you guys violating these ideals? Or does your government make special exceptions in the Furry case?

No1: We have a “second government” in a way. It is mostly an authoritarian fascist regime that foreign organizations fund and give it power if that makes sense. 

Riter: Oh, so it is a sort of shadow government that pulls the strings. Moving on I have two final general questions for you. The first one being about your new alliance. Is it purely dedicated to Furry destruction?

No1: No, we only focus on trading. We just aim to trade resources between ourselves and amongst the rest of Orbis.

Riter: Oh, so you don't focus on furies. You do have a policy against furies within this alliance so will furies, 1. Not be accepted and 2. Any nation who isn’t anti furry won’t be accepted either?

No1: Actually, we have recently decided to allow anyone who would like to join. If this includes nations with ties to Furies so be it. 

Riter: Wow, okay then I guess this is a nice enough segway into my next question. Would there be any way that you and The Furry Empire could agree upon a truce?

No1: I think it is possible but maybe not probable. I don’t want to promise anything to Rhyw. 

Riter: Do you think there is anything in particular that you and Rhyw, after some negotiation, could come to an agreement on? 

No1: The only peaceful action I think I could agree on with him would be forgetting he ever existed and leaving it at that. 

Riter: That may be just enough to resolve a crisis of this size and magnitude. From everyone at the OOW I want to give our deepest and most heartfelt thanks to our special guest No1 from the United Anarchist Nations. Let’s give him a big round of applause!

No1: Thanks so much for having me. It's been a lot of fun being on the cold seat. Thank you, guys. [stands up and leaves while waving to the audience. Audience continues clapping]

Riter: Alright everyone after a quick break we are going to get right back to the second part of the show with our exclusive guest Rhyw of The Furry Empire. Don’t tune out just yet! Casting from the big THT in Vulcanities it’s Riimen Riter and the OOW crew. See you soon ___________________________________________________________

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[Camera focuses on Riimen Riter sitting at the circular couch while smiling and waving to the audience. Audience can be heard clapping or doing that one whistle thing I can never seem to do]

Riter: Hello, hello, hello, and welcome back to another busy day at the OOW studios down in The Holy Tomb we are here today to finish up Part 2 of the Opinions section. In a few moments we will get to meet the leader of The Furry Empire in the flesh, or the fur, if you know what I mean. So without further ado please welcome to the stage Rhyw! [clapping and catcalling can be heard]

Rhyw: Wow thank you guys. Really thank you! So, glad to be here. Thanks for inviting me!

Riter: Thanks for coming. Would you like to get right into it?

Rhyw: I don’t see why we shouldn’t dive face first right in. 

Riter: [In minorly sad tones] That’s the spirit. Well, let me start off this interview the right way. We are going with a nice and easy question here. Could you explain to the good people here what your particular stances on this issue are?

Rhyw: Sure, well I will start by saying I really started liking furies because they are cute and stuff. I also got into their Fandom and have been into it for a while now. 

Riter: Is it fair to say that you like furies for their cuteness aspect and also appreciate their ways?

Rhyw: Yeah, I think that is fair to say.

Riter: Well now that we have gotten all the easy questions over and done with let's get to the harder stuff, shall we? How does your citizenship work? Is it furies only or do you allow all?

Rhyw: For Furies living outside the Empire is easier to become a citizen, they can even apply for refuge. With humans it is a bit harder, but they can apply for citizenship too. 

Riter: So, are humans regarded as a separate class or estate as le French would say? 

Rhyw: no, humans are treated equally since the Empire strives to accept the "best" humans

Riter: Okay so humans and furies do have equal rights. I remember reviewing your nation and you have a senate, correct?

Rhyw: That is correct, it is called the Parliament House which is divided into principal parties.

Riter: Are you humans represented at all within it?

Rhyw: Well really not, humans can hold small political positions but can’t be in big positions like, parliament members or premier.

Riter: What positions can they hold, then?

Rhyw: They can apply for regional mayor, city mayor or any other public office that is not above the Parliament

Riter: Ah, so in terms of regard and classifications is a “furry” no longer regarded as human?

Rhyw: No, they are not.

Riter: So, correct me if I’m wrong here but, refugee furies have the highest status then comes nationalized furies and lastly comes humans?

Rhyw: Well, I would say the order is Imperial Furies, Foreign/Refugee Furies, and then Humans. Once foreigners come to the Empire, they need to fill out a form stating how they want to be identified, in the future that cannot be changed, and it is left as it is. About foreign/refugee Furies they can apply for Parliament Members but not for a Party Premiership. 

Riter: Thanks for the clarification. Here's another question for you that moves in a different direction. What do you think of the genocides and violence committed by both sides?

Rhyw: Well, as many here may know the aggression was not started by us. However, it is against nationwide held beliefs, so we responded in kind. During that time, we were also ruled by a conservative faction that is and still is pretty nationalist. Then King Rhyw came to his senses and dismissed the conservative minister. After these massacres and persecutions of the sort we conducted, were made illegal. 

Riter: So, you admit to committing massacres and persecutions on your side then?

Rhyw: I wouldn’t say the government committed the massacres. They just passed a law approving the killing of humans within our Empire's borders. The new administration dropped that policy so now things are back to normal. 

Riter: So, at that time do you think it would be fair to say your persecutions were roughly around the same number of persecutions your enemies held? 

Rhyw: Yes, but now it is different. We have a shiny new administration. There are countries that still massacre and as you may know the Parliament voted in favor of a peaceful and neutral foreign policy so that we can stay out of that. 

Riter: Interesting, so in terms of your government you are a parliamentary democracy, right? 

Rhyw: Yes, our King doesn’t actually hold much power. He is more of a public image of the Empire nowadays. 

Riter: Is the hierarchy and social pyramid of The Furry Empire set to change soon as well since the power of the monarch has been slipping away over time?

Rhyw: Well, maybe, but our vision in terms of the monarch is that we will transform into a full parliamentary democracy once our King resigns or dies.

Riter: How old is your king now?

Rhyw: He is currently 43.

Riter: So, a resignation or retirement is unlikely in the near future then?

Rhyw: Well, it is more than likely that he dies before he resigns.

Riter: So, he’ll be there for a while then. Alright I have more questions up my sleeve. What do you think of the UAN and their leader No1?

Rhyw: Well, I think he is demonstrable and so is that nation. Even if they change their stances, I don’t think we could ever collaborate with them.

Riter: Well, that makes a nice segway into my next question which I asked to No1. I am interested in seeing how you’ll answer this. Do you think negotiations are possible between you and No1?

Rhyw: I really don’t know, frankly it is a topic we Furies are unsure about. Mainly, the only actions we have seen No1 take are actions against us so we have yet to see a good side.

Riter: Do you think it is possible? Does your government prioritize negotiations and a peaceable end to this at all? 

Rhyw: Right now, it is not a priority within any government body.

RIter: Alright then, last main question, what is the pro furry movement? Is it organized and are you all striving towards a singular goal or is it disorganized, and everyone is allowed to function to their own plans? If it is organized, maybe tell us what goal you are striving to meet? 

Rhyw: Well, the movement mainly consists of making countries legalize being a furry within their territories, which is peaceful.

Riter: Have you found any success in getting nations to follow your lead?
Rhyw: Yeah, I would say I have more allies now then I started with.

Riter: But do they conform and say they will legalize being a furry within the nation?

Rhyw: Yes.

Riter: How many members would you say you have convinced?

Rhyw: I would say anywhere between 4-6.

Riter: So, what would you say to your numbers disadvantage to the anti-furry movement?

Rhyw: Many countries have reversed their opinions and I really believe it will still continue to happen. 

Riter: So, the numbers, you’re saying, don’t reflect how many people you have and will convert? If so, how many people have switched their stance from anti to pro or neutral?

Rhyw: There are a bunch. Nova Mundus, The Dominion of Cascadia, The Free People of North America, The Canadian Federation, and The Croatian State are just a few examples of this. 

Riter: So, you think numbers are not a problem. Alright I think I said it before but now I am being serious here. This is the LAST question I will subject you to.

Rhyw: If we had time, I would let you ask a million questions. 

Riter: Thanks for the sentiment but the truth is evident no one likes the cold seat. Anyway, the last question of the day is coming right up. If you wanted to try and convince a neutral nation to join your cause, what would you say? 

Rhyw: People are so different between one another, even between furies. Not all furies are the same, not all of them act the same and not all of them like the same stuff, we are just so different between us. You may expect the idealization of a Furry as someone who speaks or uses some specific words, I don’t. I actually talk the most formal I can, always, it’s all about the stereotypes. I implore you to ignore that and find the good that you know is in your heart. Find it and see how it is telling you to help us. 

Riter: Well with that our interview has commenced. Our wholehearted thanks from everyone in the OOW for your participation in this interview, Rhyw. Thanks!

Rhyw: Of course, it was a pleasure! Thanks for having me. [applause]

Riter: As always, the OOW is a production of High Lord RoManic. If you are interested in joining the crew, find us at OOW.com (Discord). Thank you to all our readers who keep this thing fun and enjoyable. From The Holy Tomb this is Riimen Riter signing off. Goodnight!
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Edition #3 Pg. 3

Economy Section: Econ Report!

By Sultan Derent

Welcome back to another OOW economy report, written by none other than Sultan Derent! Today we’ve got a special treat at the end for all our readers so stay tuned! We’ll go in the same order as usual, boring, all the way to exciting!

 

First, again, are munitions. Still as cheap as $1800

 

Next is oil, hovering around the $2600 mark with no sudden changes. 

 

Then we have coal! Coal also has a flatline price of $2900, also going to $2800. After that, gasoline sees a $100 increase in price to $2800.
 

And to finish out the boring food has dropped to $150 and stays there! Good luck market stability! *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
 

Let’s head on to the more exciting news. Iron has risen from about $2600 to $2800, a whole $200 increase!
 

Lead has dropped only $100 but still remains up there, at $3800.

 

Bauxite has beaten lead in price and is the most expensive on the market other than credits, at $3900.

 

Steel has dropped! Steel dropped almost $200 with the price at $3700!

 

We haven’t even reached the most exciting stuff yet folks! Aluminum is $3800!!! The price skyrocketed from $3500 and is now extremely lucrative!

 

But the most shocking of all is…URANIUM! Uranium has increased by $700! It currently sits at $3700!

 

Now for that surprise end I promised. Here is my investment advice!

 

Uranium is our big winner; however, aluminum comes in at a close second. Uranium is very easy to produce and also supplies your nuclear power plants. The surge in price makes it easy profit for people looking to make a quick buck. 
 

That’s all from me today! Thanks for tuning in and maybe come by next week for our next market report. But wait! Before you leave there are a few more sections down the line, keep on reading to find out more!

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 Edition #3 Pg. 4

Comedy Section: How it’s Made Planes Edition

By Kaka Canli

 

Planes. They emit a ton of carbon dioxide and apparently the US military is using them to spray our crops and air with lithium. The basis behind this? That the United States government is mind controlling you to breathe. Other than that, planes allow us to go around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Anyways, who calls planes "aeroplanes" British people? It just sounds weird. Like a new Greek yogurt flavor. Believe it or not, planes were supposed to get you to cities, but now they just get you to heaven or hell, depending on if you are Christian or not. 

First, engineers come up with a design that maximizes delays, layovers, engines catching on fire, and seating around the person who takes his shoes off, all the while giving the plane so little protection that your phone will bring it down. Studies even show that you have a 100% chance of going to Jesus if you fly with Spirit Airlines. That's more than your Asian mom's shoes have. Then they get to building the airplane. Usually, planes are made with dirt. While the builders are making the plane, the un-profitable airline company is hiring jackasses who break guitars. Then, after the plane is built, flyers are served bland food, and some flyers even worship Jesus, because that's where they are going. If your plane ever crashes, though, remember you won't survive because you forgot to pay the extra life vest fee!

Thanks for Reading my How it’s Made Planes Edition. Expect More of “How it’s Made” in Future Editions. Have a Great Day!
 

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Edition #2 Pg. 5

The End

Hey there, hopefully you’ve gotten a chance to check out your favorite stuff and are on your way slightly more miserable than before. That is fantastic! Before you go though, I would like to ask you for a favor. We here at the OOW are looking for people to run ads on our paper so we can gain some ad revenue to help create new stuff and pay our staff. The rates are really cheap at this point so hurry into the Discord. You can also help by donating or by Joining our team in a unique position fit for you! We now also have an exact release time for the next OOW edition. You can expect an edition to come out every Saturday at 12:01 PM SERVER time! Thanks for Reading! 

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Posted September 02, 2022 at 5:22 pm

Bro was writing a whole composition.💀💀

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