"The Store is Now Closed, Please Exit the Country."
By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
08/05/2022 04:28 pm
Updated: 08/05/2022 04:28 pm
Ok, This Engineer guy has done enough. He's murdered civilians, caused wreckage nationwide, deterred plans to lift the lockdown, blocked one of our highways, discovered a love for reckless driving, and worst of all, he's getting people to laugh by wording it exactly as it is. THIS CANNOT GO ON.
Democraticus has ordered a column of tanks and elite soldiers to try and get him to go.
If he agrees to leave, he may leave.
If he surrenders, he will be captured and either returned in an exchange with the Insurgency, or kept as prisoner,
if he or his guards fire so much as a pea gun,
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Why thank you :) Let's get this Engineer to Hippity Hoppity get off OUR property.
If air support is needed, we will be there.