| National Factbook |
| Flag: |
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| Nation Name: |
Dipshittery |
| Leader Name: |
Dubya |
| Currency: |
Gold Standard |
| National Animal: |
Platypus |
| History: |
I. ORIGINS: THE EXILE OF THE REASONABLE (2031)
In the early 2030s, as authoritarianism resurged globally, a quiet purge began within scientific communities. Those who challenged corporate-funded climate denial, misused AI ethics, or state surveillance models were blacklisted, silenced, or quietly exiled.
Rather than vanish, a coalition of rejected researchers, rogue engineers, post-theists, logic philosophers, and “unprofitable thinkers” formed what they mockingly called the Preliminary Mistake. Funded through crypto donations, pirate media, and a defunct Luxembourgian think tank, they purchased decommissioned polar vessels and sailed south in defiance of every geopolitical norm.
Their destination: the barren, remote Kerguelen Islands — officially French territory, unofficially ignored.
On April 1st, 2031, the exiles landed and renamed the archipelago Dipshittery, deliberately branding their new homeland as a satirical monument to the stupidity of world governments that rejected reason in favor of control. The name was meant to shame — and it stuck.
II. THE FOUNDING CHAOS: DUBYA & THE DIPSHITTIST DECLARATION (2031–2038)
Among the exiles was a sharp-witted, southern-accented systems theorist known only as Dubya — a disillusioned Texan turned anarcho-technocrat. His viral anti-manifesto, “Codebase of the Mindless,” became the unofficial gospel of the colony.
Through a blend of absurd charisma, ruthless logic, and memes, Dubya was chosen as the nation’s first head of state. Rejecting titles like “President” or “Chairman,” he declared himself simply El Presidente, in mocking homage to dictators, populists, and simulation games.
Under El Presidente Dubya’s leadership, the settlers ratified the Protocols of Founding, which:
Abolished inherited authority
Established rotating Merit Councils
Mandated full government transparency
Required every citizen to pass the Trial of Coherence to participate in deliberation
Protected “the right to be wrong, publicly, and with flair”
III. RISE OF DIPSHITTISM: THE HOLY DEBUGGER (2035–2045)
In 2035, a satirical sermon delivered by Dubya — meant to parody religious zeal — accidentally became the foundation for a new belief system: Dipshittism. Initially intended as cosmic mockery, it evolved into a serious ethical-metaphysical movement grounded in paradox, irony, and recursive truth.
Core Beliefs of Dipshittism:
The Sacred Paradox – Reality cannot be fully true if it isn’t also ridiculous.
The Cosmic Shitpost – The universe is self-aware satire.
The Loop of Dubya – Progress is made by debugging one's own beliefs.
The Holy Debugger – An abstract force that purges lies with laser logic and deadpan sarcasm.
Temples, known as Datadomes, became cultural centers where citizens debated metaphysics through logic puzzles, algorithmic poetry, and experimental comedy.
IV. GOLD FOR GLORY, NOT GREED (2038–PRESENT)
When most of the world moved to digital currency and automated credit systems, Dipshittery rejected all of it — not for conservatism, but for control. In 2038, it became the only nation to re-adopt the literal Gold Standard, issuing physical coinage and ledger chips backed by visible, audited bullion stored in the Vault of Skepticism.
To prevent plutocracy, Dipshittery introduced the Entropy Redistribution Protocol:
Gold not actively used in public ventures “decays” through redistribution
Citizens vote on Gold-Backed Memes — publicly proposed projects with measurable rational or cultural value
Hoarders are publicly roasted in the national newsletter: The Weekly Loop
V. MODERN GOVERNANCE: LAWS THROUGH LOGIC
Institutions of Note:
LOGICA – Supreme Rational Council of rotating experts
The Algorithmic Tribunal – Ensures legal consistency and logical harmony
The Error Stack – A public wall displaying every government mistake
The Department of Dynamic Absurdity – Protects cultural weirdness and chaos
The Ministry of Post-Irony – Defends satire from becoming dogma
Although El Presidente Dubya remains the ceremonial head, actual governance is data-driven and AI-assisted, guided by direct civic participation through Deliberation Meshes, where proposals are modeled and tested for long-term ethical sustainability.
VI. DIPSHITTERY TODAY
Despite its name and comedic aesthetic, Dipshittery is:
A haven for post-national citizens, rogue intellectuals, and climate exiles
A global leader in climate simulation, decentralization frameworks, and meme law
One of the few countries to maintain ecological balance and zero fossil fuel dependency
A functioning liberal technocracy with no elections, but deep civic meritocracy
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| Geography |
| Continent: |
Australia |
| Land Area: |
9,253.71 sq. km |
| Terrain: |
Dipshittery occupies a remote, wind-scoured archipelago in the southern Indian Ocean, surrounded by roiling seas, dramatic cliffs, and persistent fog. Its terrain is a poetic contradiction: geologically violent yet scientifically serene, a place where volcanic rock meets algorithmic ambition.
🌋 1. The Core: Kerguelen Highlands ("The Iron Logic Plateau")
A central, rugged mountain range of ancient volcanic origin dominates the main island, renamed the Iron Logic Plateau.
Jagged black basalt peaks and ridges are often snow-capped, with narrow passes known as Debate Channels, named after infamous political arguments held during early settlement.
The Mount Paradox range rises 1,850 meters above sea level and hosts both geothermal facilities and Dipshittist pilgrimage routes.
🌫️ 2. The Foglands ("Semantic Drift")
On the island's lower eastern plains lies the Semantic Drift, a wide, moss-covered region of thick fog and bogs.
These wetlands are crisscrossed with geothermal vents and slow-moving streams, providing power and water for settlements.
The thick mist earned its name from early settlers who joked that the landscape, like language, could never be truly pinned down.
Experimental art installations, solar towers, and AI climate monitors pepper the terrain like sculptures from an alien museum.
🏝️ 3. Offshore Complexity: The Outer Islets ("The Algorithmic Fringe")
Hundreds of surrounding islets and sea stacks make up the Algorithmic Fringe.
These are used for:
Autonomous farming
Marine bio-research stations
The Exile Pods — solitary retreats for citizens undergoing cognitive realignment (voluntary)
Many of these outposts are connected by undersea cable networks and drone logistics.
❄️ 4. Glacial Coastlines and Wind Corridors ("The Looping Shores")
Coastal regions are buffeted year-round by katabatic winds and freezing rain.
The harshest southern cliffs are known as The Recursive Bluffs, where signs warn visitors: “Watch your step, or repeat forever.”
Glacial tongues and old lava flows meet at the Bay of Syntax Errors, a stark reminder of the island’s turbulent past — both geologic and political.
🛖 5. Settlements and Architecture
Primary settlement: Logic’s End – a domed arcology built into a cliffside crater, partially powered by tidal and geothermal systems.
Buildings across Dipshittery follow modular, stackable designs — engineered to withstand harsh weather and intentional aesthetic contradiction (e.g., Brutalist façades with baroque interiors).
Rural communes dot the highland ridges, connected by automated sled rail and encrypted Wi-Fi beams.
🛰️ 6. Key Features of Note
The Vault of Skepticism – A subterranean gold depository carved into an ancient lava tube beneath Logic’s End, guarded by symbolic riddles and AI sarcasm detectors.
The Datadome Fields – Circular glass structures where Dipshittist rituals, citizen assemblies, and philosophical comedy events are held.
The Temple of Debugging – Located on a frozen bluff, this is the spiritual center of Dipshittism, where citizens perform “logic fasts” and symbolic code audits in silence.
Dipshittery’s terrain is as unforgiving as it is awe-inspiring — a natural filter that only the determined, the exiled, or the curious would endure. It is a land where the Earth feels unfinished, yet intellectually complete. |
| Highest Peak: |
Mount Paradox, 1,850 meters |
| Lowest Valley: |
The Null Basin, -17 meters |
| Climate: |
Dipshittery’s climate is a test of endurance, intellect, and sarcasm. It’s:
Windier than any democracy deserves
Wetter than most religions allow
Milder than its name implies
And yet — it is a place where discomfort fosters clarity, and clarity becomes culture. |
| People & Society |
| Population: |
527,317 people |
| Demonym: |
Dipshittian |
| Demonym Plural: |
Dipshittians |
| Ethnic Groups: |
Rationalists - 85.0%
Maritime Nomads - 7.0%
Bioengineered Communities - 5.0% |
| Languages: |
English - 92.0%
French - 5.0%
Esperanto - 3.0% |
| Religions: |
Dipshittism - 88.0%
Atheism - 10.0%
Christianity - 1.0% |
| Health |
| Life Expectancy: |
84 years |
| Obesity: |
8% |
| Alcohol Users: |
55% |
| Tobacco Users: |
12% |
| Cannabis Users: |
18% |
| Hard Drug Users: |
1% |
| Economy |
| Description: |
Economic System:
Liberal Technocracy: The economy is centrally planned but operates with liberal market principles focused on innovation, sustainability, and social welfare.
Currency: Uses the Gold Standard — the Gold Standard is actively maintained to stabilize the currency and build international trust, reflecting Dipshittery’s commitment to economic discipline and long-term stability.
Key Economic Sectors:
Scientific Research & Technology Development (40%)
The core of the economy, leveraging the island’s legacy as a refuge for exiled scientists.
Fields include biotech, environmental engineering, renewable energy, AI development, and quantum computing.
Many international collaborations, with research facilities funded by both public and private sectors.
Environmental Management & Conservation (20%)
Extensive investment in sustainable resource use and ecological monitoring.
Dipshittery is a global leader in Antarctic climate research, ecosystem preservation, and innovative bioengineering.
Education & Intellectual Services (15%)
Hosting universities, think tanks, and policy institutes attracting students and scholars worldwide.
Intellectual property licensing and consulting services are major export earners.
Specialized Agriculture & Food Science (10%)
High-tech, climate-controlled agriculture using vertical farms and lab-grown food to support self-sufficiency.
Exports include nutraceuticals and genetically optimized crops.
Tourism & Cultural Exchange (5%)
Niche scientific tourism and ecotourism attract visitors interested in extreme environment research and Dipshittist culture.
Strictly regulated to minimize ecological impact.
Other Industries (10%)
Includes clean energy production, artisan crafts, and small-scale manufacturing of scientific instruments.
Labor Force:
Highly educated and skilled, dominated by scientists, engineers, educators, and technocrats.
Civic participation includes regular public deliberations and merit-based recruitment into government and industry.
Trade:
Primarily exports scientific research, technology licenses, and ecological services.
Imports raw materials not available locally and some luxury goods.
Maintains strong trade relations with international scientific and governmental organizations.
Economic Philosophy:
Emphasizes long-term sustainability, equitable wealth distribution, and maximizing human potential through knowledge and technology.
The Gold Standard currency is part of a broader strategy to maintain economic discipline amid innovation-driven growth. |
| Average Yearly Income: |
$109.69 |
| Gross Domestic Product (GDP): |
$293,236,879.00 |
| GDP per Capita: |
$556.09 |
| Gross National Income (GNI): |
$59,769,480.00 |
| Industries: |
Key Industries of Dipshittery
1. Advanced Scientific Research & Development
Cutting-edge R&D in biotech, nanotechnology, artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and space sciences.
Institutions include government labs, private tech firms, and international research collaborations.
Focus on innovation with practical applications in medicine, environment, and computing.
2. Environmental Science & Ecological Engineering
Climate change monitoring and modeling specific to polar and subpolar environments.
Development of bioengineering solutions for ecosystem preservation and restoration.
Production of advanced environmental sensors, drones, and automated field equipment.
3. Clean and Renewable Energy
Exploitation of wind, tidal, geothermal, and experimental fusion energy sources suited to harsh climates.
Manufacture and export of energy technology and infrastructure components.
Smart grid management and energy storage systems.
4. High-tech Agriculture & Food Science
Vertical farming, hydroponics, and lab-grown meat production optimized for cold environments.
Nutraceuticals and genetically engineered crops tailored to enhance health and longevity.
Export of specialty foods and biotech agricultural products.
5. Education and Intellectual Services
Universities and think tanks offering specialized education in technology, governance, and environmental sciences.
Consulting firms providing expertise in technocratic governance, AI ethics, and sustainability.
Intellectual property management and knowledge-based exports.
6. Scientific Tourism & Cultural Exchange
Eco- and science-tourism targeting researchers, students, and curious travelers.
Museums, festivals, and cultural centers showcasing Dipshittist philosophy and scientific achievements.
Strict regulations ensure minimal environmental impact.
7. Manufacturing of Scientific Instruments and Robotics
Production of precision instruments, laboratory equipment, and autonomous robotic systems.
Export-oriented industry serving global research institutions and industries.
Integration of AI and machine learning in manufacturing processes.
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| Military |
| History: |
Pre-2031: The Early Island
Before 2031, the island was uninhabited except for French scientific stations and had no formal military presence.
2031: The Great Exile and Founding
In 2031, exiled scientists and intellectuals from authoritarian regimes established Dipshittery, naming the country to shame their oppressors.
The initial focus was on building a liberal technocracy prioritizing knowledge and innovation, with no standing military.
2031–2040: Rapid Militarization by Necessity
Faced with external threats—espionage, sabotage, and attempts at hostile takeovers—the new nation rapidly developed a large, sophisticated military force known as the Dipshittian Guard Corps (DGC).
Unlike traditional armies, the DGC was staffed predominantly by engineers, AI experts, scientists, and cyber specialists.
The military’s doctrine emphasized high-tech warfare, electronic dominance, cyber defense, autonomous drones, and non-lethal weaponry, while maintaining strict ethical standards.
2040s: Expansion and Technological Prowess
Dipshittery’s military grew both in size and capability, becoming one of the most technologically advanced in the world.
The DGC operates extensive cyber warfare units, drone swarms, AI command systems, and remote-controlled defense installations scattered across the island’s terrain.
Physical troops include specialized units trained in environmental adaptation, rapid response, and defense of critical scientific infrastructure.
Present Day (2050s)
Dipshittery maintains a large and elite military force, deeply integrated with civilian sectors and scientific institutions.
The DGC is not just a defense force but also a major contributor to scientific research and innovation, often deploying military technologies for civilian applications.
The military posture remains defensive and deterrent-focused, using overwhelming technological superiority to prevent any aggression.
The country’s security depends heavily on automation, AI oversight, and ethical command structures to minimize collateral damage and maintain public trust. |
| Soldiers: |
79,677 |
| Tanks: |
200 |
| Aircraft: |
69 |
| Ships: |
23 |
| Missiles: |
0 |
| Nuclear Weapons: |
0 |
| Last Updated: 05/26/2025 09:53 pm |
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