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The Conch Republic


The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic is a nation led by Big Conch Jimmy Buffet on the continent of Africa. The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic's government is a Theocratic Democracy with very conservative social policies. Economically, The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic is the Energon Cubes. At 23 days old, The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic is a young nation. The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic has a population of 725,845 and a land area of 10,700.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 67.84. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is plentiful with an approval rating of 76.7732%.


The Holy AirBnB of The Conch Republic, presided over by Big Conch Jimmy Buffet (May he ever chief joints), was founded March 1st of 2112 in secession from Florida following a dispute with U.S. border patrol, unduly depriving citizens to the beach access entitled to them by The Laws of Nature and Nature’s God.

 Dedicated to the proposition that all men were created equal(ish) and endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, among these being the right to fruity alcoholic drinks, pub subs, and to beach freely, the office of Big Conch was instituted among surfers, deriving his just powers from the consent of the wildlife, to ensure that those rights would never be denied to them again, under the watchful stewardship of The Oldest Surfer on the Beach (MHECJ.)


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