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Saint lands of Baboontopia


Saint lands of Baboontopia is a nation led by Uniter Strachkwas on the continent of South America. Saint lands of Baboontopia's government is a Theocracy with very moderate social policies. Economically, Saint lands of Baboontopia favors left wing policies. The official currency of Saint lands of Baboontopia is the Dollar. At 9 days old, Saint lands of Baboontopia is a new nation. Saint lands of Baboontopia has a population of 866,105 and a land area of 5,590.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 154.94. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is plentiful with an approval rating of 80.9280%.



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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Saint lands of Baboontopia
Leader Name: Strachkwas
Currency: Currency Image
Dollar
National Animal: National Animal Image
Baboon
History: Origins of the Saint Lands of Baboontopia

The origins of the Saint Lands of Baboontopia date back to the 19th century, along the western coastline of central Africa, where a strong and intelligent baboon named Barbuch was born. Saint Barbuch, named by the wandering Jew Isabel, was a being blessed by God Himself. Gifted beyond all natural creatures, he possessed the rare abilities of philosophizing, creating, and—most importantly—communicating with spirits and astral forces. He could partially predict future events and had the power to heal deadly wounds and illnesses.

At the age of 45, he remained youthful and healthy, like a newborn.

In the late 19th century, his troop—made up of one hundred baboons and five hundred human worshippers—armed with spears and wooden shields, rose up to fight against the invading European colonizers. Barbuch was eventually captured after sacrificing himself for his troop. Driven by hatred, the pale-skinned devils launched him from a cannon into the sea.

His unconscious body was found and rescued by a giant octopus named Thureko. Thureko swam across the Atlantic Ocean, carrying Barbuch on his back, until he died from exhaustion. By then, they had already crossed half the distance to South America.

When Thureko died, Barbuch had been partially healed by the salt of the ocean. Carrying the octopus’s lifeless body, he swam for five more years across the Atlantic, followed by small fish and birds from distant coastlines. These creatures guided him and helped him avoid contact with the evil Portuguese, who had occupied the eastern coast of South America.

Finally, in 1906, he reached his final destination—the Paracas Peninsula. At the age of 68, Barbuch passed away in the hands of a small group of Czech explorers who were uncovering the hidden secrets of the Andes mountains. In his final act of kindness, Barbuch purified the peninsula and the surrounding lands from evil mountain and sea spirits, granting the Czechs peace and prosperity.

His body merged with the land, and his soul began to travel, guiding people toward a better life. Under his spiritual command, several villages were founded in the region, and soon people began to worship their divine baboon savior. In 1954, a church was built in his honor, and Barbuch was officially declared a saint.

Then, in the new millennium, when nuclear catastrophe struck the Saint Lands, a young boy named Strachwas was entrusted by Saint Barbuch himself to unite the growing villages into one strong nation. Thus, the Uniter Strachwas brought all worshippers together under one banner, guided by the eternal spirit of Saint Barbuch.

Now, this young but rapidly growing nation prepares its economy for war—to confront the nuclear threat and seek vengeance against those who dishonored the Saint Lands of Baboontopia!
Geography
Continent: South America
Land Area: 8,996.21 sq. km
Terrain: look at the map to find out!!!
Highest Peak: Mt. Thureko, 5,598 meters
Lowest Valley: Papio pit, -1,263 meters
Climate: Have you ever been in Peru? so the climate is the same as in Peru
People & Society
Population: 866,105 people
Demonym: Baboonist
Demonym Plural: Baboonists
Ethnic Groups: South Americans - 56.0%
Terivians (United Lands of Terivia) - 23.0%
Czechs - 20.0%
Languages: Secret Barbuch´s Script - 100.0%
None - 0.0%
None - 0.0%
Religions: Children of Holy Baboon Spirit - 96.0%
Holy Spirits Envyarists - 3.0%
Radical Troop of Messias - 0.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 0 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 0%
Tobacco Users: 1%
Cannabis Users: 0%
Hard Drug Users: 0%
Economy
Description: The Best!!!
Average Yearly Income: $176.42
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $1,840,344,630.00
GDP per Capita: $2,124.85
Gross National Income (GNI): $1,363,001,980.00
Industries: THE BEST IN DA WORLDO!!!!
Military
History: BEST OF THE BEST
Soldiers: 19,000
Tanks: 300
Aircraft: 0
Ships: 0
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 04/16/2025 06:28 pm