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Do NOT trust these numbers - they're all fake, there's, like, only 76 people in a whole nation.

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Goonstan
Leader Name: Big Dumbass
Currency: Currency Image
Bitcoin
National Animal: National Animal Image
Stupid ass cat
History: Established by a Legendary ex-soldier by the code name "Big Asshole" as a place where every gooner of this world shall be free, the place where they would goon, glaze and jerk it for what they really simp, the place where their ideal would always be massive and never fade away.
Geography
Continent: South America
Land Area: 11,667.72 sq. km
Terrain:
Highest Peak: HQ's second floor, 16 meters
Lowest Valley: , 0 meters
Climate: Its fine, but someone has broke a air cooler, so its too freaking warm on the main deck
People & Society
Population: 553,879 people
Demonym: Gooner
Demonym Plural: Gooners
Ethnic Groups: - 0.0%
Languages: Russkie yazike™ - 69.0%
Инглиш лангуаге™ - 31.0%
Religions: - 0.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 3 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 100%
Cannabis Users: 100%
Hard Drug Users: 100%
Economy
Description:
Average Yearly Income: $66.57
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $1,070,225,811.00
GDP per Capita: $1,932.23
Gross National Income (GNI): $910,216,195.00
Industries:
Military
History: The goon squad was established soon after the Big Asshole has arrived, not really effective at all, but, it is what it is.
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 0
Aircraft: 0
Ships: 0
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 03/07/2025 07:22 pm