PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENTS:

To insure the safety of The Democratic Republic of Syldvea, we have declared war on several nearby countries. This does not mean that we are an aggressive country, and so no offensive action is necessary. To show the current state of war of The Democratic Republic of Syldavea, we will change our flag.

This is also a reminder to those that do wish to attack us, that we will fight back, no matter the cost. We must also mention that Utah Doig from Doigland strongly supports us, and will crush all that threaten the integrity of our great nation.

Rodian attacks have also increased, mainly in the cities of Norvol and Nor. To counter this terrorist threat, all migration in and out of the country will be stopped, and the entirety of the country will be placed under lockdown. Yet as terrorist rates are beginning to decline, all citizen’s loyalty shall be tested, for more information watch the emergency broadcast. All citizens are ordered to listen to authorities and stay calm. And to those who resist our great regime, we will find you. Stay safe.

To the great people of The Democratic Republic of Syldavea, we must advise you to stay calm and continue life as usual. Our great Leader Jeremy II has full control over the situation, and in no way is our nation in danger. GLORY TO Syldavea!! 

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Syldavean Administrative Government

NEWS

EMERGENCY BROADCAST. THIS IS NOT A TEST.

The Democratic Republic of Syldvea has been officially been placed under lockdown due to rising Rodian threats. As this lockdown continues, all citizens must follow the following rules to remain safe:

1. Do not leave your home. Aid will be brought to you by emergency services.
2. Follow the instructions of officials.
3. Report any presence of a Rodian to the officials.

Any failure to follow these rules will result in your subsequent arrest. A “purge” shall also begin. All citizens of our great nation will be checked, along with all personal property. All persons found guilty of treason will be immediately put to death. All failure to respect these procedures shall also entail the death sentence. During this time, radio and tv channels will be disabled, except for the emergency broadcast.

Glory to Syldavea!

NATIONAL ANTHEM

♪ OUR GREAT LEADER ♪

♪ JEREMY IS HIS NAME ♪

♪ ALL HIS ENEMIES SHALL BE SLAIN ♪

♪ AAAALL HAIL SYLDAVIAAAA ♪

♪ AAAALL HAIL SYLDAVIAAAA ♪

♪ DEATH TO ITS ENEMIES ♪

♪ GREAT SYLDAVIA ♪

♪ HOOOONOUR TO ITS LEAADER ♪

♪ HOOOONOUR TO ITS LEADER ♪

♪ WE SHALL PERSEVERE ♪

♪ OUR GREAT COUNTRY WILL LAST ♪

♪ UNTIIIIL THE END OF ALL AGES. ♪

HISTORY

20 years ago, our great leader peacefully took power in military action against our brutal oppressors. As they posed a danger to the people, they were kindly dispatched, and instead new loyal members were brought in. To insure our safety, the government has full power. Since then, our Great Leader, Jeremy II, has become a symbol of pride and victory, and a group called "CULT OF JEREMY" has been created in his honour, although not supported by the government, it recieves 10% of all income. Yet danger still lurks in all places, and some wish to overhaul our great system and impose "rights". These traitors are a danger to our country and must be swiftly  arrested to protect the people.

Also pineapple on pizza is illegal.

Syldavean Administrative Government