Minety was formed by the coming together of Peter, John and Mike, those three guys mentioned in that Busted song where that girl is putting it about. It probably wasn't important enough to write a song about, but Peter, John and Mike deserve a bit more credit for just being "those three guys" mentioned in that song from an old 2000s punk (pop) band.

They created The Kingdom of Minety, though they still haven't agreed on who will be king, or queen if they want to be. This is still in arbitration, and Mike has motion pending.

Anyway Peter's friend Steve who knows Katie who works behind the counter at Betfred said that John wasn't even seeing the girl in the Busted song so he doesn't understand why Charlie mentioned him. And to add insult to injury John bought a bike from Charlie but the chain keeps coming off whenever he rides it, he asked for his £35 back but Charlie said no, just like in that Disco song. The police think the incidents are linked.

Peter also has a friend called Peter, which is weird because they both have the same name, and he drives a Ford Focus. Peter is Peter 1, and Peter is Peter 2, so they don't get confused.

Mikes been saving up for a house. Good luck Mike.

And we haven't even mentioned David. He already has his own house apparently, he lives next door to the girl in the song. But Katie said that she didn't stay there, she was just babysitting David's younger brother Peter who everyone calls Peter 4.