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The Tri-State Area
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BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area is a nation led by Supreme Emperor Doofenshmirtz on the continent of North America. BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area favors left wing policies. The official currency of BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area is the Dollar. At 265 days old, BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area is an old nation. BEHOLD!!! The Tri-State Area has a population of 804,899 and a land area of 17,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 47.35. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill, now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers (Whaat?)
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
(Don't stop)
I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
(Whaaat?)
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
(Strange set of circumstances)
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
(Don't stop don't stop)
Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
(There's a platypus controlling him, what?)

Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down
The corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
(My teacher is a panda)
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda

Yeah we all got a platypus controlling us
(Just me)
We all got a platypus controlling us
(I'd stop if I was able)
We all got a platypus controlling us

I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table. Wait!
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Hey! There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me!

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Date Sender Receiver Banker Money Food Coal Oil Uranium Lead Iron Bauxite Gasoline Munitions Steel Aluminum
1)04/08/2024 06:20 am The Tri-State AreaInteritusThe Tri-State Area$33,178.000.000.000.00536.000.000.000.000.000.002.002.00
2)04/08/2024 02:42 am The Tri-State AreaGarwzkaThe Tri-State Area$16,757.000.000.000.00620.000.000.000.000.000.002.002.00
3)04/02/2024 02:22 pm The Tri-State AreaSylvanstranaThe Tri-State Area$26,682.000.000.000.00614.000.000.000.000.000.002.002.00
4)03/25/2024 09:24 pm The Tri-State AreaSylvanstranaThe Tri-State Area$68,925.000.000.000.00561.000.000.000.000.000.002.002.00
5)03/24/2024 10:15 pm The Tri-State AreaThe Tri-State Area$26,393.000.000.000.00634.000.000.000.000.000.003.003.00
6)03/17/2024 05:03 pm The Tri-State AreaThe Tri-State Area$93,936.000.000.000.00664.000.000.000.000.000.004.004.00
7)03/16/2024 12:31 am The Tri-State AreaSylvanstranaThe Tri-State Area$24,895.000.000.000.00748.000.000.000.000.000.005.004.00
8)03/09/2024 03:30 am The Tri-State AreaHula TribeThe Tri-State Area$39,521.000.000.000.00497.000.000.000.000.000.004.003.00
9)03/04/2024 07:19 pm The Tri-State AreaThe Tri-State Area$66,924.000.000.000.00727.000.000.000.000.000.006.006.00
10)02/26/2024 10:32 am The Tri-State AreaWestern AustraliaThe Tri-State Area$77,000.000.000.000.00697.000.000.000.000.000.007.007.00
11)02/16/2024 12:55 pm The Tri-State AreaThe Tri-State Area$77,000.000.000.000.00606.000.000.000.000.000.008.008.00
12)02/11/2024 06:02 am The Tri-State AreaEveryoneSadThe Tri-State Area$80,940.000.000.000.00600.000.000.000.001.000.0010.009.00
13)02/04/2024 02:14 pm The Tri-State AreaUnited Republic Of KazlandiaThe Tri-State Area$77,000.000.000.000.00562.000.000.000.001.000.0012.0011.00
14)01/26/2024 10:51 am The Tri-State AreaLinguistiaThe Tri-State Area$1,855,786.000.000.000.00499.000.000.000.001.001.0014.0013.00
15)01/26/2024 07:43 am The Tri-State AreaAuraholdThe Tri-State Area$2,294,708.000.000.000.00587.000.000.000.001.001.0017.0016.00

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