Operating grain flat-houses and a lumberyard since 1865. 

W W Cargill & Brother strives to produce the most edible grains possible for a wide consumer audience. In times where the sky is on fire and the grains don’t grow, we instead harvest the earth for iron, coal, and uranium (which we understand has many uses in the coloring of glassware and ceramics). 

A memo for raiders:
W W Cargill & Brother is taxed at 100/100 by our parent company, Cargill Incorporated. We keep minimum cash on hand and enough resources and missiles on hand to defend our company from attack. Additionally, our parent company has an excellent accounting team that is able to offshore their funds through a number of legitimate business avenues to protect Cargill Incorporated’s assets. Please review our war history for additional information regarding the cost:benefit ratio for raids against W W Cargill & Brother. 

For those who come to burn pixels, we refer to the philosophers Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three, “we don’t need no water.”