The Story of Kolgatland begins many centuries ago, when it was run by a few tribes of Kolgatian natives, there was peace, that was until the Denmarkian colonizers arrived, they murdered the people of Kolgatland and established a dictatorship.

The cruel leader of Denmark, Kyle, made himself the king of Kolgatland. His tyrannical rule continued for years, there were few attempts at revolution but all were shortly stopped and all associated with them were killed. This continued until 1678 when the Kolgatland Liberation army was established by Lewis Wilson.

The KLA spread their influence in the small towns of Kolgatland, and soon they're members where in the thousands. Soon Kyle found out about this and sent his army to kill Lewis Wilson. The KLA confronted the Danish army at Lazy Town, where the first conflict of the Kolgatland Revolutionary War took place. It was a massive defeat for the Danish, who were underprepered for the strength of the KLA. The war continued for 6 years, estimated casualties reach 20 million, but eventually Kyle was overthrown and Lewis Wilson became the first Grand Wizard of the newly founded Key Kingdom of Kolgatland.

Today Kolgatland is ruled by Kanadian who is a kind and fair leader. Kolgatland is now a technologicaly advanced nation, having invented, freedom, goat milk and babies