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The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania is a nation led by DJ Sultan Rimski on the continent of Europe. The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania's government is a Anarchy with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania is the Dollar. At 3,043 days old, The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania is an ancient nation. The Serbdom of DJ Krmkoania has a population of 14,976,077 and a land area of 148,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 101.19. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


 Here comes the Great DJ Krmko The Holder of all the Cancer

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With no luck in gambling :((( 

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  and a YEET  

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: DJ Krmkoania
Leader Name: Rimski
Currency: Currency Image
Dollar
National Animal: National Animal Image
Bald eagle
History: There once wasn't, then there was. Behold! The nation with two ideals fused that cannot coexist. Works, somehow. It's Pnw don't overthink it. The ruler of the nation is Empress Rimski, The Doggo Goddess. What gained popularity in the nation was the "Make a day nicer" foundation. They, by they I mean me, used cute gifs of animals, or kids, or BOTH and posted it on random discord servers to bring a smile on their face. The Nation had it's jimmies russeled because of the bad faction choice and pixel hugging, but after a lot of alliance bunny hops, we found land in Jerusalem... Rimski is a communist crusader now, and a part of training their squirrel pets. Don't know how it happened
Geography
Continent: Europe
Land Area: 238,182.32 sq. km
Terrain: Why bother. Hills, mountains, dangerous animals everywhere, but not as dangerous as Australia.
Highest Peak: Titled Towers, 420 meters
Lowest Valley: Self Esteem, -666 meters
Climate: Damn hot as hell like wtf come on not even one snowflake to drop on the populus areas. I am suing Mother Nature.
People & Society
Population: 14,976,077 people
Demonym: Rimmer
Demonym Plural: Rimmers
Ethnic Groups: Doggos - 99.9%
Oh yeah humans are a thing - 0.1%
Thots - 0.0%
Languages: Engrish - 0.0%
Hard Bass - 100.0%
Cheek to the Breek - 999.9%
Religions: Belief in passing the exams - 999.9%
Anti-Thot - 999.9%
Islam - 911.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 420 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 999.9%
Tobacco Users: 999.9%
Cannabis Users: 99.9%
Hard Drug Users: 0%
Economy
Description: Pixelhugging and pay2win
Average Yearly Income: $172.75
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $20,452,248,006.00
GDP per Capita: $1,365.66
Gross National Income (GNI): $12,925,193,850.00
Industries: Theo's Music Industry - just great music
Thal's Towelhead Inc - It changed the owner so many times, could call it a coup tbh
Vlad's Family Industry "Vicious Inc" Est 2014 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rim Ski Resort - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n7i-6wEkMI
Military
History: NEVER SAY TANKS TO THE ENEMY. Only honourary blyats make it in. Aka One guy die, we find an another untrained farmer to take his spot as a meat shield. Our airforce is NOT made out of actual planes. Volounteers of the Blyat Order do their job, no oil needed! So great. Our tanks design is great. The enemy does not know if they use Anti-Infantry or Anti-Tank as Soldier carry turret, Ivan. The navy is also the main music contributor with many "Row row row your boat" parodies. Our spies are Guss Wayne otherwise known as Blyatman. His secret weapon is adidas. Missiles are stronger with russian bear known as Putin riding. And nukes? HA! not needed. Throw a Taco Bell in a city and the devestating outcome comes later on. Not sponsored by Chipotle. Also, ever feel thirsty enemy? Our soldiers mainly carry Vodka and Vodka. So... if you don't mind bruises, take some.

Soldiers: 407,000
Tanks: 46,250
Aircraft: 2,775
Ships: 0
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 07/07/2018 10:56 am