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The Secret Evil Underground Lair is a nation led by Grand Poobah Doctor Evil on the continent of North America. The Secret Evil Underground Lair's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Secret Evil Underground Lair favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The Secret Evil Underground Lair is the EvilCoin. At 1,170 days old, The Secret Evil Underground Lair is an ancient nation. The Secret Evil Underground Lair has a population of 12,415,300 and a land area of 98,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 126.69. Pollution in the nation is a problem. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
You make me angry, and when Doctor Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE.
Alliance History
Order of the White Rose (8/1/21 - 11/10/21)
Space Invaders/The Inquisition (11/10/21 - 3/9/22)
IA Staff of Space Invaders/The Inquisition (12/02/21 - 3/9/22)
IA Head of Space Invaders/The Inquisition (1/17/22 - 3/9/22)
Ayyslamic Caliphate/The Circus (3/9/22 - 6/26/22)
Officer of the Circus (6/11/22 - 6/26/22)
Black Knights (6/26/22 - 3/7/23)
FA Staff of Black Knights (7/3/22 - 3/7/23)
IA Staff of Black Knights (8/4/22 - 3/7/23)
Duke of FA of Black Knights (9/29/22 - 3/7/23)
Weaponized Assault Penguins (3/7/23 - present)
Royal Penguin of Weaponized Assault Penguins (3/7/23 - present)
FA Staff of Weaponized Assault Penguins (8/13/23 - present)
IA Staff of Weaponized Assault Penguins (5/27/24 - present)
War History
Brawlywood (Fought with OWR vs. Hollywood)
Quest for the Holy Grail (Fought with OWR vs. Camelot)
Armenia's Revenge (Fought with SI vs. everyone)
Rick’s Last Roll (Fought with SI vs. everyone)
Yellow Sea Crisis (Fought with SI vs. Genesis)
The Big $hort (Fought with SI vs. everyone)
Back To The Future (Fought with SI vs. Divine Phoenix)
Polar Holy War (Fought with AC vs. Polaris)
Ghostbusters (Fought with AC vs Haunted Mansion)
Castle Crisis (Fought with AC vs. Camsphere)
Veins Has A Smol PP War (Fought with TC vs. everyone)
The Fault in Our Stars (Fought with BK vs. Celestial)
The Great Penising (Fought with BK vs. Hand of Fate)
Bifröst Blitz (Fought with BK vs. Midgard)
That’ll Buff Right Out (Fought with WAP vs. ODOO)
Blue Balled (Fought with WAP vs. Rosesphere, ODOO, and SINsphere)
Casino Royale (Fought with WAP vs. The House)
Stats
3.2bil+ raided
4.6bil+ worth of infra destroyed
11.9bil+ net damages
I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 3 years for nothing.
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Flag: | |
Nation Name: | Evil Underground Lair |
Leader Name: | Doctor Evil |
Currency: |
EvilCoin |
National Animal: |
Mr. Bigglesworth |
History: | Nobody really knows how an island somewhere became the headquarters for holding nuclear weapons hostage, but, it happened |
Geography | |
Continent: | North America |
Land Area: | 157,715.32 sq. km |
Terrain: | Large cavern in a skull shaped mountain on a privately owned island |
Highest Peak: | Surreptitious Skull Mountain, 69,420 meters |
Lowest Valley: | Underground Nuclear Submarine Bay, -1,337 meters |
Climate: | Tropical, with slight hints of ominous thunderstorms |
People & Society | |
Population: | 12,415,300 people |
Demonym: | Henchman |
Demonym Plural: | Henchmen |
Ethnic Groups: | Henchmen - 99.9% Evil Masterminds - 0.1% |
Languages: | Evil - 100.0% |
Religions: | Lasers - 100.0% |
Health | |
Life Expectancy: | 420 years |
Obesity: | 0.1% |
Alcohol Users: | 100% |
Tobacco Users: | 0.1% |
Cannabis Users: | 100% |
Hard Drug Users: | 0.1% |
Economy | |
Description: | The Lair has an evil economy which runs purely on holding nuclear weapons hostage from major superpowers (it usually doesn’t work out, so the economy sucks) |
Average Yearly Income: | $152.40 |
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): | $17,848,414,993.00 |
GDP per Capita: | $1,437.61 |
Gross National Income (GNI): | $11,537,247,040.00 |
Industries: | Major industries include Henchmen Services and Coffee |
Military | |
History: | The armed forces are the most powerful in the world, despite being thwarted at every corner, and are made up entirely of the world renowned Evil Henchmen who manage to miss every shot |
Soldiers: | 0 |
Tanks: | 17,500 |
Aircraft: | 2,625 |
Ships: | 0 |
Missiles: | 0 |
Nuclear Weapons: | 0 |
Last Updated: 07/01/2022 05:05 pm |