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Clogged Up Toilet is a nation led by Something or Other Insert Name Here on the continent of Africa. Clogged Up Toilet's government is a Banana Republic with very liberal social policies. Economically, Clogged Up Toilet favors far left wing policies. The official currency of Clogged Up Toilet is the Bus Tokens. At 3,168 days old, Clogged Up Toilet is an ancient nation. Clogged Up Toilet has a population of 15,280,167 and a land area of 152,700.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 100.07. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is mediocre with an approval rating of 35.3306%.

Dear raiders: all loot has been offshored and, when online, I'll be spending any turn income on land. Feel free to waste resources on me, and have a nice day.

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Clogged Up Toilet
Leader Name: Insert Name Here
Currency: Currency Image
Bus Tokens
National Animal: National Animal Image
Bald eagle
History: The almighty Purple Gecko created this nation.
It's basically a place where he unloads all his frustrations after a hard day of work.
Daily routine can get pretty boring for the Purple Gecko, with all the annoying stuff he has to do.
The missus is always asking him to fix stuff around the house.
He must perform other tedious tasks too, such as waiting till his daughter's ballet class is over before they can both head home.
The Purple Gecko has to deal with his pain in the ass in-laws, as well.
His mother in law is this snob bitch, who's always telling the Purple Gecko he ain't good enough for her daughter.
His father in law is a good guy, but he doesn't seem to do much else other than telling the same, dull stories, over and over and over again... For example, he's constantly talking about the times he had jury duty.
Therefore, the Purple Gecko needs to unwind. It's too much tension for one gecko alone...
So he relaxes by making the lives of the people of Clogged Up Toilet as miserable as possible.
But they love him and certainly not because they're forced to!
Geography
Continent: Africa
Land Area: 245,746.22 sq. km
Terrain: Primarily composed of sulfuric acid, so it gets kinda chilly.
Highest Peak: Molehill (real height - parking meters), 1 meters
Lowest Valley: Hole in the Ground, -666 meters
Climate: Most of the year, it's raining bricks.
People & Society
Population: 15,280,167 people
Demonym: Toiletan
Demonym Plural: Toiletans
Ethnic Groups: 6 legged ponies - 93.7%
Marshmallows - 115.0%
Bible salesmen - -80.0%
Languages: Geckonese - 45.0%
Dunno - 30.0%
Not Sure - 25.0%
Religions: Purple Geckoism - 60.0%
Yellow Banana (in clandestinity) - 25.0%
Metroism (also in clandestinity - 15.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 2 years
Obesity: 100%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 100%
Cannabis Users: 100%
Hard Drug Users: 100%
Economy
Description: The people work, the Purple Gecko gets the money; sorta like the employee-CEO relationship.
The Purple Gecko makes sure everyone has enough to eat, but only that amount which allows for worker productivity to remain somewhat high.
People are allowed to spend their money how they see fit.
They can spend it on Purple Gecko owned stores, which is every store in the country.
A tiny percentage of the profits goes to the Purple Gecko, let's say 100%.
Average Yearly Income: $188.25
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $15,375,037,098.00
GDP per Capita: $1,006.21
Gross National Income (GNI): $9,501,721,610.00
Industries: - Abduction for experimental purposes;
- Public executions;
- Cannibalistic rituals;
- Burning non-Geckoists at the stake (the government claims it's unaware of this activity);
- Government surveillance on its citizens;
- Export of illegal goods;
- Scientific research on new torture methods.
Military
History: Clogged Up Toilet's armed forces take inspiration on the French army.
Their motto is: "we wave the white flag, before our underwear is no longer white".
Soldiers: 570,000
Tanks: 47,500
Aircraft: 2,850
Ships: 442
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 5
Last Updated: 05/06/2016 01:38 am