All the military leaders have curious names… I wonder if it's indicative of something.

Stampedo, Ebostan's divine Ground Forces, are headed by one General Prophet Chi-Ild Pornies Haram. A man with such a name is ill-advised to be entrusted with sovereignty over an army whose conscripts' median age is 13.

The illustrious Kamasutra's 'The Piledriver' are the nation's bleeding-edge Air Forces. Hailing from Pederastov, General Dwight IsHe. Inmyshower gently cups the skies in the palm of his hand, much the same way he personally oversees the cleanliness and virility of all new conscripts during their mandated health screening. The fact that he chooses to conduct these screenings in the communal barracks showers, and that most conscripts just so happen to be adolescent boys, bears no relation to his name or his city of birth.

Nautical Sexcapades, the official epithet given to the nation's glorious Naval Forces by Admiral Ped E. Rast, are an ultramodern conception of naval warfare. Admiral Rast (Ped E.) has constructed microscopic islands all over the globe, filled with villas and private security, each encircled by a fleet of Generation-6 stealth submarines. The submarines utilise an array of impervious modern Informational Weapons Systems (IWS), such as the Clinton-Ursula-Maxwell (!@#$) Code Dispatcher Battery, which is able to implant, inoculate, immunise, and then delete emails and traces thereof into and from any electronic device on the planet at the behest of the Admiral. Sounds... familiar.

The board of the National Oversight of Nomenclature Concerning Expanses are great admirers of the English Royal Family. Chatter heard in the dimly-lit corridors of Parliament tells of the board members' peculiar infatuation with the Oikos of Prince Philip—particularly his annual retreats to private islands and the concurrent (yet obviously unrelated) influx of adolescent girls that occurs. Hmm...