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The Packers of Green Bay is a nation led by Head Coach Lombardi on the continent of North America. The Packers of Green Bay's government is a Social Democracy with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Packers of Green Bay favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Packers of Green Bay is the Packers Stock. At 1,559 days old, The Packers of Green Bay is an ancient nation. The Packers of Green Bay has a population of 8,595,267 and a land area of 92,300.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 93.12. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
The land of cheese, beer and football
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Nation Name: | Green Bay |
Leader Name: | Lombardi |
Currency: |
Packers Stock |
National Animal: |
None |
History: | |
Geography | |
Continent: | North America |
Land Area: | 148,542.08 sq. km |
Terrain: | Two seasons: 1) Winter, and 2) Road Construction Season Hills and lakes and meadows don’t ya know |
Highest Peak: | Mount Lombardi , 0 meters |
Lowest Valley: | Early 1970s, 0 meters |
Climate: | Wake up and put a jacket on to let the dogs out because it’s a little chilly ya der hey About Noon put on yer jean shorts because it’s like 60 and pretty humid out don’t ya know I heard there’s gonna be a hard frost tonight and probably two three inches of snow tomorrow |
People & Society | |
Population: | 8,595,267 people |
Demonym: | Sconnie |
Demonym Plural: | Cheeseheads |
Ethnic Groups: | Fat White People - 70.0% People From Madison and Milwaukee - 20.0% Rich Suburbans around Green Bay - 10.0% |
Languages: | Have you seen the movie “Fargo”? - 100.0% |
Religions: | Lutheran (Missouri Synod) - 100.0% |
Health | |
Life Expectancy: | 72 years |
Obesity: | 90% |
Alcohol Users: | 125% |
Tobacco Users: | 50% |
Cannabis Users: | 10% |
Hard Drug Users: | 0% |
Economy | |
Description: | The World’s best cheese/beer/drinking culture/“niceness” aka “passive-aggressiveness”/work ethic Seriously. For better and worse. People work hard, play hard, drink and smoke hard, and die two years after they retire so as not to be a drain on society, don’t ya know |
Average Yearly Income: | $183.22 |
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): | $8,148,620,246.00 |
GDP per Capita: | $948.04 |
Gross National Income (GNI): | $4,592,663,600.00 |
Industries: | Wood beer cheese brandy Big-breasted blonde Farm gals with big veiny boobs who could drink your pussy-ass under the table Beer Cheese Soup Lakes Beer and cheese Super Bowl Winners NBA Championships Alcoholics MAGA Meth Heads REALLY REALLY BAD DRIVERS Lutherans PROUD 5th Generation Norwegians Bowlers Dart Players A group of Motherf***ers who know their way around a grill but don’t masturbate each other constantly about it like Southern People |
Military | |
History: | Really don’t wanna fight but have 3 deer rifles and 2 shotguns for ducks and one for grouse |
Soldiers: | 454,543 |
Tanks: | 36,453 |
Aircraft: | 2,385 |
Ships: | 229 |
Missiles: | 4 |
Nuclear Weapons: | 1 |
Last Updated: 10/22/2021 02:37 am |