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The Potato that screams Eye Suck is a nation led by Supreme Empress Sayyida al Hurra on the continent of South America. The Potato that screams Eye Suck's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Potato that screams Eye Suck favors far right wing policies. The official currency of The Potato that screams Eye Suck is the Lube. At 1,523 days old, The Potato that screams Eye Suck is an ancient nation. The Potato that screams Eye Suck has a population of 1,207,057 and a land area of 15,800.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 76.40. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.

National Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

 

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Eye Suck
Leader Name: Sayyida al Hurra
Currency: Currency Image
Lube
National Animal: National Animal Image
Pusheen
History: Trillions of years ago, unicorn dust landed on Orbis and formed a pile. Legend has it that it was the Lasagna Gods who turned the unicorn dust into the icy peaks that make up what is now Eye Suck. Then, in February 2020, the Suckian people, thought to be descended from strange alien creatures, settled the land, forming a great nation.
Geography
Continent: South America
Land Area: 25,427.57 sq. km
Terrain: Eye Suck is made of tall, snow-covered mountains, but the land is fertile because of the magic power of the Lasagna Gods.
Highest Peak: Peek's Peak, -1,000 meters
Lowest Valley: Hell under Earth, 1,000 meters
Climate: Cold cold cold and really snowy. Snowman building is our national sport and they don't even melt in summer because it's so cold.
People & Society
Population: 1,207,057 people
Demonym: Suckian or Sucker
Demonym Plural: Suckians or Suckers
Ethnic Groups: Stupid Idiot - 420.0%
Dumb Idiot - 69.0%
Idiotic Imbecile - -75.0%
Languages: Physical Touch - 100.0%
Quality Time - 100.0%
Acts of Service - 100.0%
Religions: Lasagna Worship - 420.0%
Multi-Track Drifting - 420.0%
Ayy Lmao - 69.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: -1 years
Obesity: 200%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 100%
Cannabis Users: 100%
Hard Drug Users: 100%
Economy
Description: We MONEY!!!!!! Economics is a myth darnit. Eye Suck has no economy but is super rich anyway because of raiding.
Average Yearly Income: $207.55
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $629,047,098.00
GDP per Capita: $521.14
Gross National Income (GNI): $-18,320,080.00
Industries: The only industry is organ selling.
Military
History: The armed forces were established in ancient times when Eye Suck was founded by Yeetabus the Yoot.
Soldiers: 144,000
Tanks: 10,750
Aircraft: 720
Ships: 121
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 01/21/2022 01:46 pm