The Utopia of Ephyra is a nation led by Self-Agrandizing Sisyphus on the continent of Africa. The Utopia of Ephyra's government is a Monarchy with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Utopia of Ephyra favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The Utopia of Ephyra is the Euro. At 1,589 days old, The Utopia of Ephyra is an ancient nation. The Utopia of Ephyra has a population of 8,125,341 and a land area of 50,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 162.51. Pollution in the nation is evident. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
Protected specifically by the most esteemed Leopold Von Habsburg of The Syndicate renown. An attack upon this nation would surely provoke his personal involvement in its defense, or the less ideal intervention of some other affiliated nation should circumstances not allow his immediate and sole defense of this nation.
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|History:||Wilhelm the Demented was elevated into his most esteemed office through the turmoil that plagued the nation of Verumque Amentia during the Era of Enlightenment, as tensions were rising between two fanatical, extreme factions. The Church and the State, both vying for ultimate control over the nation's policies and direction. It was a divine consultation from the Almighty Dollar Bill that inspired Wilhelm's genius, as he inspired the hearts and minds of his people with manipulation and exploitation, he worked diligently to create a collusion of both extremes, a fusion of Church and State so powerful that it was beyond the comprehension of all normal fellows of the time. Through misappropriation, misuse, and misguided mismanagement of the people The Holy Disestablishment of Verumque Amentia grew from the monotony, the Executive Pope at it's head, leading it's proud, broken people towards infinite wealth and prosperity.|
Then he was pushed up a hill every day, only to roll back down every night. The Utopia had been established.
|Land Area:||80,467.00 sq. km|
|Terrain:||The Holy Disestablishment of Verumque Amentia offered a variety of terrain, it's capital Praesidium was based at the peak of the tallest mountain in Montibus, the Mountain of Gigas. Adjacent to Montibus both Fundum Vallis and Litore Maris could be found. Fundum Vallis was an expansive valley leading westward out to the border of the nation, enclosed by the crescent-shaped Curva Montem mountain range. Litore Maris was an open, expansive sound extending eastward with an abundance of interconnected, oil-rich coves tucked under the mountain range known as the Oleum Agris and many locations suitable to sea travel and trade throughout an expansive island region called Insula Castellum.|
This terrain still exists but exudes more utopian qualities.
|Highest Peak:||That Damned Mountain of Gigas, 2,041 meters|
|Lowest Valley:||Fundum Vallis, 192 meters|
|Climate:||The climate in the Holy Disestablishment of Verumque Amentia was generally considered oceanic and subtropical and a wide variety of weather could be experienced throughout the year. The heat and humidity could reach high levels during the spring and summer months, but the weather tended to cool off through the fall. The winters could be quite cold, allowing for snow and ice, though the Curva Montem mountain range protected the eastern regions of Verumque Amentia from the more extreme cold weather experienced by its neighbors. |
Things are much more utopian, now.
|People & Society|
|Ethnic Groups:||Happy - 99.9%|
Not Happy - 0.1%
|Languages:||Pathos - 92.0%|
Ethos - 15.0%
Logos - 6.0%
|Religions:||Self-Agrandizing - 99.9%|
Self-Deprecating - 0.1%
|Life Expectancy:||76 years|
|Hard Drug Users:||15%|
|Description:||All praise the paying power of the Almighty Dollar Bill. A physical representation of a puppet's right to pray to the Holy Disestablishment. All our prayers shall come true, so long as one works hard enough to earn and afford them.|
But buy your things with Utopian Euros.
|Average Yearly Income:||$163.99|
|GDP per Capita:||$1,134.74|
|Industries:||The Holy Disestablishment of Verumque Amentia focused primarily on the industry of undermining industrialization. |
But Industry has no place in The Utopia.
|History:||The Verumque Amentian soldiers were more likely to shoot themselves (or one another) in the foot than land a hit on an (non-existent) enemy, before Utopia.|
The Utopia's tanks are adorned with images of really cute animals to inspire mercy in the hearts of the nation's (non-existent) enemies.
The Air Force paints all aircraft bright yellow, daring the (non-existent) opposition to shoot them down.
All ships produced by the Verumque Amentian Sea Powers department are manufactured with pre-existing holes in the hulls due to a firm sink-or-swim philosophy.
All missiles are accompanied by flowers and a card.
|Last Updated: 02/28/2019 01:57 am|