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Farming is the only way Beets Motel is a nation led by Regional Manager Dwight k Schrute on the continent of South America. Farming is the only way Beets Motel's government is a Parliamentary Democracy with very liberal social policies. Economically, Farming is the only way Beets Motel favors far left wing policies. The official currency of Farming is the only way Beets Motel is the Schrute Buck. At 1,876 days old, Farming is the only way Beets Motel is an ancient nation. Farming is the only way Beets Motel has a population of 17,234,554 and a land area of 231,200.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 74.54. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.





What is my perfect crime? I break into Polaris Offshore at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the Resources . They are priceless/Depending on current market value . As I'm taking them away, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's Alliance. She's Tiffany Polaris, I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their Applicant's uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Polaris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover, not even Horsecock or Kim Pockyman, I don't care. I don't show up. I go to The Commonwealth .

 That's where I stashed the Resources. 


Beets Motel looted 10.74% of Corn Silos's alliance bank, taking: $571,921,236, 209 Coal, 67,821 Oil, 128,247 Uranium, 38,659 Iron, 40,677 Bauxite, 10,992 Lead, 290,074 Gasoline, 130,784 Munitions, 222,335 Steel, 219,719 Aluminum, and 1,353,335 Food



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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Beets Motel
Leader Name: Dwight k Schrute
Currency: Currency Image
Schrute Buck
National Animal: National Animal Image
History: Leaders are not made, they are born.
Continent: South America
Land Area: 372,079.41 sq. km
Terrain: The best soil in America
Highest Peak: Morning glory, 9 meters
Lowest Valley: Schrute Gorge , -3,525 meters
Climate: Perfect for growing Beets
People & Society
Population: 17,234,554 people
Demonym Plural:
Ethnic Groups: American /German - 80.0%
The motherland - 20.0%
Languages: English - 80.0%
Sign language - 8.0%
Unknown - 2.0%
Religions: Loyalty - 90.0%
Kill jims - 1.0%
None - 0.0%
Life Expectancy: 125 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 12%
Cannabis Users: 75%
Hard Drug Users: 3%
Description: Agricultural bartering
Average Yearly Income: $152.75
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $32,500,675,942.00
GDP per Capita: $1,885.79
Gross National Income (GNI): $14,256,704,725.00
Industries: Beets, pig milk.
History: Loyal and longstanding beet farmers
Soldiers: 750,000
Tanks: 61,750
Aircraft: 3,193
Ships: 735
Missiles: 25
Nuclear Weapons: 21
Last Updated: 09/02/2021 08:50 pm