Popular Post Valdoroth Posted February 4, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) There has been a rumor recently that a strange combination of thorns or roses, a beast with three heads and snakes, and a poisonous plant related to that of the fabled aconite plant of legends past. If not acted upon soon, this venomous vine may spread quickly and taint the very lands we stand on.A rose can be a beautiful thing, but in times of winter it is not but a bed of thorns, and to properly maintain them they must be pruned. Perhaps they will bloom into something better later this year, but only time and proper care will tell.Cerberus, protector of the gate to the Underworld and the symbol of Fark. It is a difficult beast to handle, with razor sharp teeth and lightning reflexes. The venomous snakes are another thing to avoid, but we have done our research. Our scientists have created a remedy to take the reigns on this monster. We will have it by a leash and go into this underworld.An ancient tome of the Andals and the First men tell us that history is doomed to repeat itself, and we see here today that this is true. The largest kingdoms yet again pit their forces against each other in a bloody struggle for dominance. Our bannermen will ride into battle and shout our war cry loud enough to shake the earth itself. We are not the biggest kingdom, but we will prove to the world, yet again, that we are mighty.The Seven Kingdoms formally Declare War on the Kingdoms of the Rose Thorns and the Kingdom of Fark in activation of our Mutual Defense Pact with MensaHQ. May the Seven who are One have mercy on your souls. Signed: Valdoroth Kai TL:DR SK DoW on Rose+ Fark And so begins another round of our past repetition. Edited February 4, 2016 by Valdoroth 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 YAY FONT I CAN'T READ YAY SHITPOSTS! 2 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) No tl;dr? Even Tenages sometimes provided a tl;dr Edit: Thanks for the tl;dr! Edited February 4, 2016 by Yosodog 2 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 SK is already dead 4 Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfeiffer Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I never knew you had a last name. Good stuff. Now let's go kill shit. Quote ☾☆ Chairman Emeritus of Mensa HQ ☾☆ "It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself." -Jack O'Neill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 tl;dr is SK vs. Rose, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrde Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Glad to have you with us. Frothing death to your enemies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 welcome to the fray brothers o/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Ples no Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Have fun SK Best of luck to you all out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyn666 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 SK is already dead What is dead may never die! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 WOOP WOOP Glad to see you in the fight! Go get 'em! Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Mannax Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) I see more alliances demanding rosy nudes!!! Edited February 4, 2016 by William Mannax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Much better. Take notes, people - I'd be proud to get rolled with a proper DoW like this. \o/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) For the Seven and for the King! Edited February 4, 2016 by Mikey Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody K Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 You left the note about it being an initial draft in the spoiler. 0/10 would not SK again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Time to educate Rose. o/ fellow teachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 The wardec was delayed to make the scroll. Never change SK 4 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Found something really relevant. Here you go, SK. http://bit.ly/4kb77v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Everybody loves talking about Thorn(s) Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longbowe Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 "The Seven Kingdoms does not tolerate pirating, pillaging, or rampaging of any sorts and will act upon those that take up these ventures." - Valdoroth Kai Apparently SK does indeed tolerate such acts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 "The Seven Kingdoms does not tolerate pirating, pillaging, or rampaging of any sorts and will act upon those that take up these ventures." - Valdoroth Kai Apparently SK does indeed tolerate such acts. Not of its allies. Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 "The Seven Kingdoms does not tolerate pirating, pillaging, or rampaging of any sorts and will act upon those that take up these ventures." - Valdoroth Kai Apparently SK does indeed tolerate such acts. I smiled at "apparently". Could you be more insipid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Lannister Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Just keep your hands off our Mensa and this wouldn't be necessary. Learning experience here I think. 4 Quote There are no men like me, there is only me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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