Igua-sul: Sandy beaches and only mild firebombing!
In spite of looming war between Igua-sul and its neighbors, Glatixian tourism to the nascent South American country is seemingly booming! As thousands of Elysians fled the country, many vacation homes, beach hut rentals, and hotel rooms became newly available. As a result, Igua-sul has become the favored destination for most vacationing Glatixians.
Glatixland Foreign Experiences, the nation's largest travel company, had this to say:
"It's true that there are hostile powers to the north and south of Igua-sul, and that there's even a possibly of a nuclear strike, but dear god just LOOK at those pristine Solista beaches! That's right, now's the time for a vacation along the Igua-sul coastline. Rental prices are dirt cheap due to the high probability of impending airstrikes, and the country has many attractions for even the most dedicated shut-in. Want a romantic spot for your honeymoon? The southern beaches are perfect for it! Enjoy a bungalow situated right in front of crystal-clear water, gorgeous reefs, the ever-increasing military forces of Williamsbourg, and vibrant aquatic wildlife!
Experience fine South American cuisines at acclaimed restaurants like Delícias. Nestled in the northern jungle, Delícias offers an experience like no other. Diners enjoy a legendary five-course dinner experience, while listening to the natural sounds of the jungle. Moreover, various clearings can be spotted from the restaurant, such as the one filled with trenches. Wild parakeets, jungle cats, screaming soldiers, and tropical frogs all create a stunning orchestra of all-natural sounds to please the ears and compliment the palette.
Not a fan of being stuck in one spot? Consider our 'Try before you Die' tourist package! Included within is the cost for various restaurants and hotels along a well-planned tour of Igua-sul's finest attractions. Visit the capital, and learn about the country's rich history, before taking a drive town to numerous smaller communities and learn how many native Solistas enjoy a calm, rural existence. The 'Try before you Die' package truly has something for everyone!"
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Hmmm… what if those beaches just got bombed… Dreamistan has better beaches anyway.
@Zhong Xina II
I'm afraid of what you meant
Bombing beaches with your enemy's civilians is one thing. But bombing beaches with foreign civilians is just stupid. You're certain to worsen the reputation of Liarland if you dare such, Zhong Xina.