WARS CONCLUDE, CAPSLOCKIA REBUILDS (05/20/21)

PICTURED: A MUNITIONS FACTORY MANAGER MANAGING  HIS EMPLOYEES IN ALL-CAPS

CAPSLOCKIAN CITIZENS CELEBRATE PEACE AND SHARE THEIR OPINIONS

CAPSLOCKIANS RAN OUT IN THE STREETS DEAFENINGLY YELLING IN CELEBRATION. ONE CAPSLOCKIAN, ROBERT ALLCAPS SPOKE TO ALL-CAPS ACTION NEWS STATION:

DEATH TO THE LOWERCASE! CAPSLOCKIA WILL PREVAIL!

SECURITY PERSONNEL MONITORING THE INTERVIEW NODDED AND SLIGHTLY SMILED IN APPROVAL. MOMENTS LATER ANOTHER CAPSLOCKIAN, GEORGE BADCAPS, VOICED MODERATE APPROVAL OF CAPSLOCKIA:

CAPSLOCKIA PERFORMED VERY WELL IN THE WARS AND WAS EXTREMELY VICTORIOUS, BUT I'M UNSURE ABOUT WHETHER THIS VICTORY WAS WORTH THE DEATH-TOLL AND THE DESTRUCTION INCURRED ONTO THE ECONOMY.

SECURITY PERSONNEL APPROACHED MR. BADCAPS AND MOSTLY PEACEFULLY RELAYED INFORMATION TO HIM CONVINCING HIM OF THE FACTS ON THE MATTER. MR BADCAPS LIMPED TOWARDS THE NEWS CREW TO GIVE MORE ACCURATE AND FACTUAL OPINIONS ON THE WAR:

THE VICTORY WAS WORTH THE DEATH-TOLL, AND CAPSLOCKIA CAN BE REBUILT. THIS IS MY HONEST TRUE OPINION ON THE MATTER, AND I CHANGED MY OPINION AFTER I BECAME MORE INFORMED ON THE FACTS OF THE MATTER THANKS TO THE SECURITY-AND-COMPASSION AUTHORITIES PHYSICALLY COMMUNICATING FACTS AND TRUTH WITH ME.

ALL CAPSLOCKIANS REMAIN VERY THANKFUL TO THE SECURITY-AND-COMPASSION AUTHORITIES FOR FIGHTING DISINFORMATION AND HELPING TO KEEP CAPSLOCKIA CAPSLOCKIAN. 

CAPSLOCKIA PRODUCES MUNITIONS AND LEAD TO HELP SPREAD PEACE

WITH THE WAR CONCLUDING, CAPSLOCKIA IS RAMPING DOWN MILITARY SPENDING AND INVESTING IN PEACE BY PRODUCING LEAD AND MUNITIONS TO TRADE. LEAD AND MILITARY MUNITIONS ARE THE TRADE GOODS OF PEACE. LEAD AND MILITARY MUNITIONS ARE OUR STRENGTH.