In the Parliament of the Bryantplux Empire, members initially reported to the Parliament to debate whether the Empire should adopt a central bank, the proposal was introduced by the chairman of the Left-Unity Party, a Democratic-Socialist party, made this proposal with the goal of securing the country's finances through a centralized monetary system. "I propose that we adopt a central bank in order to secure the country's finances, without this, we will not be able to regulate supply and demand. If we don't adopt a central bank, this country's hands will be tied when banking sectors face a financial crisis." to which the God-Emperor replied with what is presumed to be an ad-hominem attack, "This idea is sus, you have no rizz you're gonna get fanum tax'd by the skibidi mob", sparking outrage amongst the parliament members. The God-Emperor's use of terminology unbecoming of the parliament did not commensurate within the expected behavior regarding the debate. After the Speaker of the Parliament politely prompted the God-Emperor to sit down, it was apparent that he was not "thinking well in the head" as the Speaker of the Parliament puts it. "You guys are so sus I'm freddy fazbearing this place you guys are among us sussy fortnite L rizz, me and the boys are gonna drink the grimace shake and rizz this place all up." prompting one of the members of the Christian-Democratic Party to respond, "Where did you learn English? Sit down boy we're in an adults-only conversation." despite their best efforts to de-escalate the unforeseen event caused by the God-Emperor. A state of disorder ensued as the member of the National-Conservative Party walked towards the God-Emperor, as multiple people stood up to stop the member from pursuing him. Leading to several parliament members to meet in a physical altercation. This lasted about 20 minutes until the Military Police arrived to de-escalate the situation through force. According to the medical records of multiple hospitals that 10 parliament members faced during the incident, multiple members faced concussions and some of them faced abdominal contusions as well as muscular strains in the latissimus dorsi, particularly affecting the Thoracodorsal Nerve which affected weakness of the muscle of one of the parliament members.
In a recent interview with the God-Emperor in regard to the incident, he shares that his father picked him up where he was found eating a mango. According to him, he told his father: "Dad, those guys are crazy right? They're so stiff, they don't like what I have to say."
In other news, the God-Emperor was elected again with 280% votes, opposition parties question the legitimacy behind this election.
Reports suggest that the new Mario movie will include the God-Emperor as princess peach.
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