EAST INDIA GAZETTE
Serving nation, Since 2036.
06/03/2098
JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED
(Opinion bulletin by Ratree Pranee Metharom, Chittagong)
Greetings people of East India. Coming out of the oppressive rule of Kazeya, I want to assure every one of you, justice will be served. The central reserve police force and the federated Thailand police has been ordered to arrest the accused of the Phuket University r*pe case alongside the judge and the corporator who had accepted bribes, and the accused police officials in the Joy Sanyal murder case have been suspended and arrested.
Coming to the political class who were involved in scams and cases of murder and corruption, namely the MLA of Noakhali, Joy Angami of Nagaland, the former defence minister and Aslam Khan of Cox's Bazar have been arrested. Alongside that, FIRs have been launched against the MLAs of Chandpur and Tangail for their alleged connection to scandals.
And special mention for Kazeya Kom, who has been accused of collaborating in all of these scandals, has also been arrested in this case. She will also be facing cases of vote rigging in Nagaland and Manipur.
Starting from tomorrow also will be a 'Special Military Operation' against Thai terrorists hiding in the hills of Karen, Kayah, Tanintharyi and Federated Thailand. They will be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly. These terrorist groups bring dishonour to the Thai race, a peace-loving race and a highly nationalist race, which supports goodwill of the Indian nation, not its breakup. I, on behalf of these b*stards will take responsibility of all to be fixed that has been ruined in our beautiful nation.
Alongside that, in the next fifteen days, all establishments which serve as a place for b*****ling and p****graphy will be swiftly dealt with and demolished by dynamite, while the persons involved in such cases will be arrested, all of this done under Section 292 which prohibits the distribution and manufacturing of obscene materials with human involvement, and SITA act, which prohibits the actions of s*x work and b*****ling. All casinos and g**bling establishments will also be demolished, and the persons involved be arrested on the basis of Indian G**bling Act, 1867. Lastly, all state polices have been ordered to also deal with illegal al****l dealers as per local state laws.
We are a respected culture with rich history and culture. These uncivilized activities tarnish the image of our nation and corrupt the lives of the youth of our nation. I assure that your children will be protected from these activities, and will grow up to have better lives.
With Best Regards to all the citizens of East India,
Ratree Pranee Metharom,
(President of East India).
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