Nation Bulletin

Constitution of Islamic Emirate of Kuldeistan

20/Feburary/2024

By Majlis-e-Shoora
02/21/2024 12:40 am
Updated: 02/21/2024 12:40 am

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Article 1

  1. Sheikh is Head of State
  2. Sheikh is Head of Government
  3. What Sheikh says, happens
  4. Anyone who doesn't do what Sheikh says gets executed
  5. Sheikh to be refered to as Supreme Leader
  6. Everyone has flat 98% tax
  7. No questioning Sheikh
  8. Sheikh to serve as Emir, Prime Minister, President, Vice President, Deputy Prime Minister, Defence Minister, Foreign Minister, Chief of Army Staff, Chief Justice of Supreme Court, Head of Parliament, Parliament itself and last but not least a Dictator
  9. No Amendment can be made
  10. In case Sheikh dies, His son Sheikh junior shall ascend to throne, all references to Sheikh should be considered as a reference to Sheikh junior and all references to Sheikh junior shall be considered as a reference to sheikh junior junior
  11. In case Sheikh junior junior dies, the references to Sheikh junior junior shall be references to Sheikh Junior Junior++ and increment of "junior" at the event of death lol
  12. bye :))

Replies

Posted February 20, 2024 at 9:31 pm

Nice shoora

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Posted February 21, 2024 at 2:08 pm

@Suhayb Thanks 

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