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Kunejo Post - What’s going on? #creepy #weird #martiallaw?

Written by Lapunta as part of his storyline, published by me.

By Canada
01/10/2024 05:17 am
Updated: 01/10/2024 05:17 am

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Date Posted: 11 November 2095 

A young 20 year old man is talking, the owner of the social media account, @Milocox

M: Hey guys, so- I live in Port Nelson, Sioux Plains, right? Pretty quiet up here, right? WRONG.

@milocox points his phone’s camera at his window where we see Port Nelson’s namesake port visible in the distance. From it, you can see a mysterious ship unloading a bunch of armoured vehicles. These are probably not Canadian as the Armed Forces would be more likely to ship its own hardware up there via the roads going south.

M: What are they even doing here? The feds wouldn’t do military exercises in this area. Especially not moving anything from the arctic. My uncle was a soldier, I’d know. Hm..Screw it. I’m a resident of this city. I’m going to ask. 

(We see him put his phone in his pocket and then walk out of his home down the street to the port, eventually facing a soldier helping keep watch as stuff is unloaded) 

M: Excuse me, sir?-

(He speaks broken English in an particular accent he swears he’s heard before)

?: Saluto- Aj min, helo! Haux ar ju tudej? 

M: I’m sorry? 

?: Sori for maj broken inglesx. Uxi no is frum hir. 

M: Where are you from then? 

?: No is importent. 

M: What are you even doing here? Are you with the military? 

?: Om, no…not jurs. 

M: You’re not Canadian…Well, you’re not invading us, are you? 

?: Uxi no hav gons dran. Uxi is frends. Hav gavernment permesxen. Bot plis. Let os kontenju. 

M: Sorry. Just curious. 

@milocox leaves, but instead of leaving the mysterious soldiers to it, he continues stalking them in a way similar to what he was trained to do when deer hunting. It is worth noting that many of these soldiers are not even dressed in standard gear, instead dressed in sunglasses and a long black cloak, like something out of “Men in black”. @milocox stays until he catches a conversation happening between 2 soldiers. 

?: Mi diras al ili ke la Vintrodomo devas esti freneza, se ili pensas ke Natali serĉos azilon en Kanado. 

?2: Estas domaĝe. Ŝi estis perfekta antaŭe. Ĉu ŝi serioze friponiĝis tuj kiam ŝi eksciis pri nia kunlaboro kun la Puntanoj? 

?: Ne gravas. Ni konas nian direktivon nun. Ni devas malhelpi ŝin rakonti al la mondo ĉiakoste. La ŝanco ke ŝi ne havas malgraŭ esti libera de niaj okuloj estas plena miraklo. 

?2: Ŝi ne havas kialon. Ĉi tio temas pri persona virto. Sed en la momento kiam ŝi tiras la mondon en ĉi tion, aferoj iĝos tre senordaj, tre rapide.

@Milocox raises his eyebrows looking at his phone's camera. 

M: I hear them talking about a Natali?. Hmph. Crap, I should’ve taken my Esperanto lessons.

Replies

Posted January 10, 2024 at 5:29 am

WTF THE ESPERANTO SHADOW GOVERNMENT IS REAI AND THEY'VE COME TO POISON OUR WATER WITH GAY!!!

 

(aIso I Iove this styIe of buIIetin might use it)

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Posted January 30, 2024 at 1:57 pm

I might sebd some aid over...not in a bad way

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