Nation Bulletin

Doha loses war with Kvck

Raja Zafar ul-Haq has released a really angry speech

By Watan ka Difaa - Zameen | Media Branch
01/09/2024 03:27 pm
Updated: 02/24/2024 07:07 pm

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We've recieved news that the war with the absolutely disgusting nation of Kvck has been lost. Truly a sad day for all Dohans. Raja Zafar ul-Haq has released a quite angry speech directed towards the leader of Kvck and the nation itself.

Speech:

"My fellow Dohan citizens, today is a sad day for all of us. We have lost the war with the monstrosity of Kvck, but we will come out better and stronger than them, and we will make sure they will be nothing but ashes once we attain nuclear weapons! The absolute barbarian nation of Kvck has chose to mess with a country that sooner or later, will get nuclear weapons. Kvck doesn't even have normal missiles, so they'll be blown up by a few nukes in an instant! Once we defeat Kvck, we will celebrate it like it's the best time of our lives."

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Posted January 09, 2024 at 12:55 pm

As Kvck military squad leader I officially say that You being able to successfully retaliate is not gonna happen + ngl L 

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Posted January 09, 2024 at 2:05 pm

Our people need all of your help so there won't be anymore casualties neither in Shartooph or in beloved friend countries like Doha. Check our bulletins. We love u all and support love only. "Love Shartooph". That's what you should say and open your hearts cause Tacostan is brutalizing us ❤️

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