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By The Supreme Council
01/07/2024 04:46 pm
Updated: 01/07/2024 05:59 pm

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Elvis: Live at the NEC

 27-11-2095 | Amsterdam 

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Elvis: Live at the NEC. Coming to your screens on December 5th, 2095.

In his lifetime, Elvis Presley has made 3 major tv specials (ignoring the On Tour movie): That's the Way it Is, Aloha From Hawaii and Elvis in Concert. He died not long after making the last one in 1977, already being in horrible shape while making Elvis in Concert. Now he is back, in hologram. His voice has been completely cloned by AI, making sure the songs are not just re-used material from when the man was alive himself, instead bringing a combination of the golden oldies, and material the king never sang while he was alive.

He still gives 2 shows a week at the entertainment center, and ticket prices have skyrocketed. Originally being sold for 30 gulden a piece, they now regularly go for 200 gulden. Dutch critics have proclaimed the hologram Elvis' show as one of the most timeless and entertaining performances ever seen in the Netherlands.

For those not willing to spend a small fortune to see the spectacle, Elvis: Live at the NEC is a good alternative, as the movie is available on all Dutch streaming services. You can experience the best moments of Elvis, for only a fraction of the price. If that isn't a good deal, We don't know what is. Coming to your screen on December 5th, 2095.

 

Songs included on Elvis: Live at the NEC:

  • See See Rider (01-12-2093)
  • I Got a Woman/Amen (01-12-2093)
  • Love Me (05-12-2093)
  • If You Love Me (Let Me Know) (13-07-2094)
  • Love Me Tender (24-09-2095)
  • Piano Man (12-04-2094)
  • Tryin' To Get To You (31-12-2094)
  • Auld Lang Syne (31-12-2094)
  • Twist and Shout (24-09-2094)
  • Trouble (27-08-2093)
  • That's All Right (27-08-2093)
  • Jailhouse Rock (31-12-2092)
  • Don't Be Cruel (31-12-2092)
  • Are You Lonesome Tonight (03-05-2094)
  • Lean on Me (30-04-2093)
  • Lawdy Miss Clawdy (12-12-2092)
  • Respect (17-11-2094)
  • The Wonder of You (20-11-2094)
  • America the Beautiful (04-07-2095)
  • My Way (01-10-2092)
  • Unchained Melody (10-03-2094)
  • Mystery Train/Tiger Man (20-12-2094)
  • Can't Help Falling in Love (01-01-2095)

 

Bonus Material (Audio Only):

  • Suspicious Minds (Live at the Baghdad Sports and Entertainment Stadium, 12-03-2088)
  • Viva Las Vegas (Live at the Sedrosian National Opera House, 24-01-2088)
  • Heartbreak Hotel (Live at the Patéras Olympic Stadium, 31-12-2087)

Diplomatic Dealings in the Hague

 22-11-2095 | The Hague  

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A representative at the conference, arguing with his foreign counterpart.

A crisis has been averted in Europe. A territorial dispute in Iberia nearly led to war, as both the nations of Lunoria and Italy had claims on the territory in question. Fearing a destructive war which would involve both superpowers, Dutch diplomats pressured both sides to negotiate a fair treaty in the Hague. Diplomats from the United Imperium, Lunoria, Italy, The Soviet Federation, The Sedrosian Empire and Korea arrived in the city for talks in an attempt to avert a disaster. The Dutch Republic and United Imperium stood (diplomatically) alongside Lunoria, whereas the Soviet Federation stood with the Italians.

Negotiations were tough and took hours, but a compromise was reached which managed to avoid war. Even though the situation itself might have calmed down, a large shift in diplomacy took place as the incident put Lunoria solemnly in the sphere of the United Imperium. It is yet to be seen what the true consequences of this diplomatic conflict are to be in the long run.

President De Jager has complimented all attending nations for their willingness to negotiate an end to the dispute, instead of immediately causing a large loss of human life. He claims that this step is a forward for the Dutch Republic, in her efforts to assist in the ending of conflicts through mediation and negotiation. 

Following now are the exact details of the treaty established in the Hague:

 The Treaty of the Hague:

  • Article 1. Territories of Murcia and Andalusia go to Lunoria.
  • Article 2. City of Valencia goes to Italy.
  • Article 3. Any unclaimed territories on Iberian peninsula go to Lunoria.
  • Article 4. The Disputed Islands go to Italy.
  • Article 5. Lunoria and Italy sign a two-year Non Agression Pact.
  • Article 6. Italy is allowed to have a 1000 man, 50 armored vehicle, 35 plane, 5 ship garrison in Valencia.
  • Article 7. Italian breach of treaty will result in TUI military action to restore order in the region.
  • Article 8. Lunorian breach of treaty will result in Soviet military action to restore order in the region.
  • Article 9. Neither TUI or Soviet will acknowledge their alliances in the event that their respective ally breaks the Non Agression Pact.

Dam Construction the Waddeneilanden Finished

 28-11-2095 | The Hague  

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A map of the dams built in the water.

The Dutch, in a controversial but typical move have finished a large scale dam project after many years of construction. The plans are in the future to drain the water out of the sea which has now been locked in and connect it to the rest of the Netherlands. Many green politicians and experts have opposed this plan, as it is disastrous for nature and animals living in the water in that area. 

Greenpeace has sued the government in the Supreme Court of the Netherlands and demanded the dykes be removed before they do real harm to the natural life in the water. Walter Nijberg (Minister of Nature, Agriculture and Animals) and Sieb Olsman (Minister of Climate) have shared a statement that state hired researchers have claimed that climate change and natural destruction is not an issue, as it affects literally no one on Orbis and for that reason the plans will not be stopped.

In mere years, the Netherlands will expand further, without having to conquer territories from existing nations. Long live the Dutch Republic once more.

In Other News:

 

  • President De Jager visits hospital to thank the doctors for what they do for us.
  • SIVD arrests several people on the suspicions of treason and planning a terrorist attack.
  • In a government survey, 83,1% of participators claimed to be happy living in the Netherlands.
  • Dutch government invests millions in the development of the ABC islands. 

Replies

Posted January 07, 2024 at 4:05 pm

You really like elvis omg 

 

Also, I assume this is supposed to say d_a_m:

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