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Notorious Criminal Johnson James breaks out of Bordonia State Prison

Johnson James breaks out of State Prison

By Paul Boradin
01/01/2024 10:05 pm
Updated: 01/01/2024 10:08 pm

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Today on the Twenty-Third of September, 2095, notorious criminal of Bordonia, Johnson James has broken out of Bordonian State Prison, the 25 year old man was convicted exactly 5 years ago for six counts of armed robbery, twenty-nine counts of first degree murder and the plotting of 10 extreme nationalist riots that shook the streets of the capital Bordonia throughout June, July and August. With this extreme criminal now on the loose in the Greater Kozakia area of Bordonia the national guard has locked the entire area down and is conducting a thorough search that is to last months if needed. Currently Kozakia Citizens are advised to lock and even barricade their homes if necessary and to immediately report any suspicious activity to the police. Further more the State Prison will be delivering a summary of Johnson James escape and will give a total count of the damages and deaths that occurred earlier today. This is reporter Paul Boradin of the Bordin News Association signing out!

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Posted January 02, 2024 at 3:07 am

“Kozakia”

For some reason that rings a bell, I just can’t remember what it is.

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Posted January 02, 2024 at 3:11 am

Maybe you've been to our great city of Kozakia, Sir Kol Volk of Kolakia, it is a great place!

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Posted January 02, 2024 at 3:21 am

It’s a joke

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Posted January 02, 2024 at 3:48 am

If this "Johnson" guy ever shows up in Pirania we'll be sure to return him to you. Dead or alive. Yarghh!

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