Nation Bulletin

Smorgasbord celebrates national Peppermint Bark Day!!!!

Peppermint Bark voted favorite flavor of bark, just edging out Birch.

By Chief Candy Liaison, Willy Wonka
12/01/2023 04:12 pm
Updated: 12/01/2023 04:12 pm

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As the world leader in obesity and diabetes, the nation of Smorgasbord never misses an opportunity to eat. Today, it is a celebration of the beginning of the Christmas season, which means Peppermint Bark!

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If you are concerned about the copious amounts of peppermint bark that are consumed on this day in Smorgasbord, don't you worry about that. All the dentists in Smorgasbord are government controlled and report a cavity rating of .02% of the population. That means you may enjoy this sweet treat to your cholesterol filled hearts content. Just don't look at our heart failure rates...

 

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Posted December 01, 2023 at 9:39 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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