Nation Bulletin

Remembering Vladimir Putin

Leader of Assault Penguins killed during training accident.

By General Secretary Austin Smart
11/25/2023 11:20 pm
Updated: 11/25/2023 11:20 pm

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The Communist Republics of Earth regret to inform you that the leader of our ground forces (the Assault Penguins) was killed yesterday during explosive training. He will long be remembered for his courage and his willingness to charge into battle without thinking twice.

The memorial services for Vladimir Putin will be held this Wednesday, July 8, in St. Bartholomew’s Basilica at 1:00 PM.

Putin has been succeeded by his comrade-in-arms, Henry Wade.

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Posted November 25, 2023 at 11:33 pm

Seriously?

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Posted December 16, 2023 at 2:12 pm

May Henry Wade reighn well

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Posted February 06, 2024 at 2:38 pm

Rest in peace

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