Leader of Assault Penguins killed during training accident.
The Communist Republics of Earth regret to inform you that the leader of our ground forces (the Assault Penguins) was killed yesterday during explosive training. He will long be remembered for his courage and his willingness to charge into battle without thinking twice.
The memorial services for Vladimir Putin will be held this Wednesday, July 8, in St. Bartholomew’s Basilica at 1:00 PM.
Putin has been succeeded by his comrade-in-arms, Henry Wade.
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Seriously?
May Henry Wade reighn well
Rest in peace