Loveren Issue fixed and Alexsei Ivanov Visit

Loveren Issue Fixed

By Anthelme Joly

Loveren was a fairly unknown city for a while, but then, just recently, a Estoreasian television series called Weird Borders of Orbis pointed out how not only Loveren was split in half, but also there was a Melonese Enclave on the Uchamese side. Uchama took action after 7 years by proposing this: "All buildings along the border will be demolished, and a currency exchange will be built along the border. For all the passport issues and Visa issues, everyone in Loveren will be given a special identification card, to make it so they can freely cross the border, this includes the Melonese enclave". We found this as a great way to solve the problem, so we accepted and we created the super tiny Treaty of Loveren which does everything the Uchamese told us to plus we also got rid of the Melonese Enclave. Aithne Daughtery personally bought a helicopter ride for all 40 residents of the Enclave so that they could get to Mainland Melon. The issue has been solved, all thanks to Weird Borders of Orbis and Uchama!

Alexsei Ivanov Visit

By Phillip Bourbon

Today at 12:34 pm, Alexsei Ivanov, the Dictator of Uchama, visited us. He was greeted with open arms by Aithne Daughtery, Anthelme Joly, Phillip Bourbon, Fredrick Goodsman, and Billy B. Alexsei Ivanov was then welcomed to his very secure hotel room, he was then given a very detailed tour of Watermelon, our capital. Alexsei Ivanov seemed generally surprised about the peace and stability of The Melon. He got to visit many things, including the Mona Lisa. Soon, the day had ended, but we still had one thing for him: A Party! This Celebration will take place at the Melonese Capital building on November 1st. We hope Alexsei has a great time there. Bye!