Nation Bulletin

The Supreme Leader Announces a New Project

Complete Gasoline Autonomy

By Kloth Lunin, Minister of Industry
09/23/2023 10:41 am
Updated: 09/23/2023 10:42 am

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Today Supreme Leader Joseph Marinin announced the new plan for gasoline production with a big speech. "This will allow us to achieve complete Gasoline autonomy, given the large oil production we have." He then announced the next target. "We must look ahead and aim for great successes, the next objective is to develop nuclear weapons." He concluded.

Long Live Trex! Long Live Communism!

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Posted September 23, 2023 at 12:40 pm

You commie… BLOODY BRILLIANT. C’mere and give a kiss comrade

-Brezhnev

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