Nation Bulletin

New France has given the Empire Iceland, missiles and napalm have been shipped there to melt the ice.

Terraforming in 1 roleplay day???

By Elected King Sultan Derent
09/03/2023 10:41 am
Updated: 09/03/2023 10:41 am

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New France gave away Iceland for free. Who else other than the great Empire will claim this land? Well, we already did. 

 

Top scientists in the Parsedean Empire have deduced that since Iceland has ice in its name, they must melt the ice for hospitable living conditions. 400 artillery cannons filled with napalm have been sent to the new state of the Empire. Iceland will be renamed to Land of Ice, under Executive Order 420. After the melting of the Land of Ice's Ice, it will become a state of the Empire and a tourist attraction.

It will take 1 day for the Empire's scientists and soldiers to arrive.

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Posted September 03, 2023 at 3:47 pm

Making global warming worst lmao or whatever

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Posted September 03, 2023 at 3:49 pm

Exuse me wat da vuq

Iceland has too much ice to melt

And it looks fine WITH the ice 

Source: been there

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