BREAKING NEWS: After TRICKING her with brownies, evil duke acts very badly!!!

THE BAD PERSON DIDN'T CARE WHO  SAW!!!! 

This is what our reporter said today after witnessing the horrors of the king and queen's picnic which took place on the eastern coast of harris. Clearly much more terrible things have taken place at that picnic that happened yesterday at noon. More information is coming in and now the latest piece of the story is absolutely shocking. We were very afraid he would do this kind of thing... a man such as him is wrong and evil. He had just used brownies to manipulate our queen and now he does this….

Our spy/reporter  witnessed what terrible things he did to the queen…!!!!

“I saw them walking and decided to follow them.. Because I knew the scoop would be great! Then I was horrified to witness the terrible truth…. I found that the king had put his hand around her and stopped her from walking any further. What I saw … made me want to never see such things again. It was scandalous… awful and completely terrible to see that the future king didn't care about anything and just did what he pleased. After clasping her waist he put his hand around her face and embraced and kissed her in open public!!! I was shocked that a future king was able to do such terrible things. He held her in the embrace for a long time and I just stood watching… ! He didn't notice me,  but i’m sure he wouldn't care even if he did.  He is rude and uncouth… and needs to sort his manners out! After he did this terrible thing and let go of her…you won't imagine what happened next!

… the queen embraced him back! How terrible and disheartening to see.

Luckily I was able to eavesdrop, like the good reporter I am, and find out what they said. She was saying something like “let's stay here and wander the bitter moors forever, my dearest!” ~ and he replied with “ silly girl..” whilst frowning and playing with her hair like she was his dog and not our OWN QUEEN! 

 I mean… What the heck? What has happened to the ruling of the nation whilst our queen has been left brainwashed from someone who calls her silly and laughs at her . Like what is going on? I really could  not  stand watching this tragedy anymore so luckily i just left… "

Sadly this is all the news we have right now. it seems that there is nothing left to say about the sadness of this terrible day on our poor kidnapped island… 

~an engraving of the the queen and duke on picnic from local artist~