Nation Bulletin

Evil and sinister Lord TRICKS future wife with chocolate brownies!!!!

The evil man is seen giving CHOCOLATE BROWNIES to the queen on picnic...!!!!

By Wood grove organic newspaper company (we are not politically bias!)
08/31/2023 10:00 pm
Updated: 08/31/2023 10:05 pm

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The future king was seen walking with the queen today going on a picnic and feeding her chocolate brownies! 

Bog standard peasant gives an account of the romantic sightings they saw whilst going on a regular country walk.... 

They walked together, her hand was clasped within his. The muddy country lane was empty apart from a few farmers and peasants. They didn't  seem to be saying a word to each other... but then i saw the queen take out some brownies from a small bag and hand one to him. His smile looked very kind. And after he ate the chocolate brownie he took another from her embroidered cotton bag and gave one to her. I cannot explain how sweet they looked walking together. At that moment all the bad things printed about them seemed non-existent... I only saw a man and girl walking together.. as if they had walked together in some other past lifetime... The September breeze was about to drape them and the wind seemed so cold ... .I watched as he looked up to the sky and then I saw her kiss him on the cheek… 

 Hmmm… sounds romantic… BUT… we must not forget the earl of york is an evil brute that wants to take control of everything. We mustn't let such terrible pieces of propaganda brainwash us into his evil clutches like he has brainwashed our queen… The man was clearly bribing her with the chocolate brownie… he is a manipulator and devil and needs to be sent home like the scoundrel he is!!!!

 

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our poor queen is trapped forveer by this ugly demon!!!!!

Replies

Posted August 31, 2023 at 10:17 pm

I’m waiting for a revolution isle of Lewis and Harris…

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Posted August 31, 2023 at 10:22 pm

in the isle of Lewis.and Harris .. the majority of the population are just a bunch of sheep farmers... not sure they even know whats going on...  therefore milking the cows before breakfast is much more important compared to revolts... (however the nobility are pretty angry)

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Posted August 31, 2023 at 10:55 pm

So maybe a “coup” by nobility is a little more likely? But not super likely at all?

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Posted August 31, 2023 at 11:05 pm

hmm... i;m not sure even they have the guts to go against the future king...but we'll see...

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Posted August 31, 2023 at 11:07 pm

If that would happen, it seems like the Newspaper company would support getting rid of the king.

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Posted August 31, 2023 at 11:15 pm

yes... i guess the king is the type of villain they love to hate 

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