Bunch of tweed farmers have published some artwork of the local cows...
"Yippee!"said Wallace as he ate his biscuit and tea. "oh my word i cant believe we actually got some proper dosh..." he said whilst munching the biscuit.
then his friend Albert decided to say something... "yes i cant wait for everyone to give us money.. next thing will be getting asked to go to Hollywood."
when our reporters went to see this famouse bunch of farmers we found ourselves traveling through a very rural marshland and we accidentally got lost in the middle of the road and got attacked by a rather rude goat. the idea that a bunch of bog farmers on the isle of Lewis have gotten their artwork published is amazing. The art was actually very good... take a look below as we the now published the paintings...
artwork number one... lovely cow munching grass in field
Painting number 2 ~ another cow
painting number 3 ~ another cow buying christmas gifts
another bunch of cows living there life
this is perfect for a gift says robert the farmer...
everyone found this picture the best!
sadly they wont actually be getting any money for this... but at least they get them in the papers.
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oh that's amazing.. I've always loved cows. They are very friendly. Once i found some cows and decided to read them some poetry and they seemed very happy!
I love medium rare steak too
yes me too.. rib eye steak is the best dish in the world