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Bonjour United Cumin
We unfortunetly have to inform you that we have to colonize your fune Island to liberate your citizens from your rule of terror. Be prepared... We are about to Soleil your nation to the sky and proclaim true equality. We will first naval blockade and then do a Naval Attack. This will probably go viral on Twitter lol
Oh and....
If you want to speak to my Manager just call Soleil the Sungod of France Soleiliste.
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What a soldier! :)
Uncle Sam is glad to have you by his side.