As you all should know, Pirate Land, our beautiful country is was recently thrown into a global war because of the warmonging alliance known as ''The Fighting Pacifists''.
This cowardly alliance attacked The Legion, bringing Pirate Land into a war it never wanted. Thousands already died in the trenches, in the skies and on the seas. Those heroes died for our safety, barely repelling the invaders each time they try to land on our island. The government and the army are doing their best to keep us safe, even recently defeating an invader and burning their cities with inciendiary shells fired from our ships. The nation is barely holding up, the citizens are sacrificing to keep the warmachine fed and to preserve the futur of our nation.
In the wake of all those informations, Captain Jack Sparrrow made the decision to call every great ship Captain on his boat to create a war time council. The council was announced today, August 14, 2087, at 2pm. The Captains in the council came to a conclusion and they decided to share it with the nation.
''Pirate Land needs peace and Pirate Land will be looking for peace. So for the invaders who wish for peace, i will happily accept. And for those who wish upon us death and destruction, you will have to come and get us. Long live Pirate Land. Death to the invaders!'' This was Captain Jack Sparrrow's speach today. It was met with cheers from the crowd and ''Death to the invaders'' was heard for a good 20 minutes before calm was brought back.
