Nation Bulletin

Scientists work to make healthy cookies.

Scientists are trying to create healthy cookies to solve the current health crisis.

By supreme overlord The cookie monster
03/24/2023 08:22 pm
Updated: 03/27/2023 04:36 pm

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The best scientists in the nation have been working to make a healthy cookie. The reason for this? Well, due to our main diet being cookies, the obesity rate is 100% and people are having serious medical problems including death. So far, the scientists have managed to make a chocolate chip that tastes like a normal chocolate chip but is the healthiest substance on Earth. The national health association was already approved these chocolate chips and we are seeing the amazing effect that they have. Obesity rate has gone down 1% and our death tole is slightly lower.  Even though this breakthrough is amazing, the scientists have not made any headway on how to make the cookie dough healthy. We hope to be able to make cookie dough healthy and make our nation healthy. We'll keep posted if we have a breakthrough with the healthy cookie.

See you soon! (hopefully) 

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Posted March 24, 2023 at 8:24 pm

Didn't mean to make 3 of the safe bulletin sorry :)

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