Worm
Uchama Finds a New worm
The worm is called Amo Wormaciensi and is native to a nuclear power plant in central Uchama. By looking under a microscope you can see the earthworms teeth. The earthworm seems to feed off radiation, a few of them are being transported to Uchamas only National Park. Citizens do not like this "earthworm"
Food Shortage
"Ha ha stave people of Uchama because the government ain't saving you this time" - Some Uchamese Serial killer
"Oh no, no food..." - Mikey Jones
"What" - Unknown
"Hmm what am I going to do about this, how about nothing" - Leo Volkov
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no food, just like you" - Old Grandma
As a result Uchamas fifth civil war broke out
"I saw that coming..." - Leo Volkov
Replies
NUCLEAR WORMS!!!
Can i have some for Scientific Research ?
I NEED BIO WEAPONS
IM ORANGE(not trump) GUY
NOT PURPLE GUY
Also whose that bug guy in the meme?