Nation Bulletin

Resignation Letter

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By Karla Soyokov
01/22/2023 10:55 am
Updated: 01/22/2023 10:55 am

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Dear all concerned,

Due to the severity of the Premier's father puppeting his technology, Cossackia will be at a standstill for 118 Days until May 20, when the Premier will finally move up to Grade 11. The Politburo Rada and her members will run the country, and the entire country will stay isolated from foreign interactions. This is due to the grades in Analytic Geometry and Mathematics, where my school grades lowered from 90 to 87, and Math will take such a massive heavy hit.

The Premier and Prime Minister will resign effective tomorrow January 23, in the Year of our Lord 2023, and come back from exile on May 20, in the Year of our Lord 2023. The Soyokovs family, the Premier's mother and father, the Premier Mother and Father, declared a cyber-martial law on all laptops and phones, rendering the country's service temporarily useless.

All government functions will be transferred back to the Philippine government and Congress as a Commonwealth. So Cossackia will become the Commonwealth of Cossackia, not a People's Democratic Republic. The flag will change from Blue-White to the Sun and Stars. Its autonomy will be slightly stripped but will remain the same as the autonomy status of the Bangsamoro Autonomous Region of Muslim Mindanao. All Soyokov infrastructure will remain untouched, food will be sent from all concerned. At this very moment, we are sending envoys to the Filipino, United States, Chinese, Russian, Taiwanese, Ukrainian, Arabic, and European consulates and embassies. We are making emergency agreements to caretake Cossackia at all costs.

The defense of the country will go to the Republic of the Philippines. The Cossackian Armed Forces will be part of the Armed Forces of the Philippines, all military equipment is for the Philippines to use. After this publication, all Philippine soldiers and APCs will encroach the border without permission. I order all soldiers to not resist, and let them in.

All Cossackian-related investments will be forced to cease and desist. All Cossackian-related diplomatic missions will be finished, and no more will be done. However, unofficial diplomatic missions will continue if so.

And lastly, I want to conclude that Cossackia will stay. Cossackia has been here for long enough, and we truly wish to stay. But when the Premier and Prime Minister has problems, everything must stop. We hope you all understand that the Premier needs to finish his studies, but be firm and brave fellow Cossackians. Our country is not yet lost. God Save Cossackia and May God Be with Us.

Signed,

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Karla Soyokov
Premier of Cossackia

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Karlina Soyokova
Prime Minister of Cossackia

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Posted January 22, 2023 at 4:36 am

Bro got grounded 

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